"Everybody in a way is two faced Kate" said her mom "Not me. How I am is me all the time" said Kate How could I be two faced she thought. She tells the truth and never goes back

"Your famiy is DYSFUNCTIONAL!" It was my American sister in law on the phone again. I felt sorry for her. There is a subtle difference in being dysfunctional and being English. She

You complain about the rain, but secretly, you adore it.

In a subway station I spied a cardboard box scrawled with 'Eddies Odorific Theatre'. A holey sock puppet appeared in a cutout section and a high pitched voice announced "Presenting

Slus sported a hive-shaped bonnet. A trendsetter at heart, Slus strutted down the railroad tracks, gathering the attention of Philip Treacy, newly-hoboed milliner.

"Das Schnabeltier ist ein eierlegendes Säugetier aus Australien. Das Schnabeltier gilt als ein lebendes Fossil." Horst seine Augenlieder schlossen sich. Er träumte das er ein Ei

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Scuse me while I kiss the sky.

Last he heard, she had become addicted to hand sanitizer and had had to be heavily sedated every time she heard "Rockin' Robin" come over the speakers on the elevator. It wasn't

"The poor little waif. He has no home. Bring him in here and get him something warm to eat." The waif, very thankful for her hospitality, went inside and stood by the fire.

So there was Green Lantern and REI trying to buy

The world, how does one describe it?

Kookaburra sits in an old gum tree. Merry merry king of the bush is he. Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh...Kookaburra gay your life must be.

"The Joy of Sex and Cooking" recommends Buttercream Frosting as they best and smoothest of the food lubes.

I flipped the table in disgust. "Anyone care to explain to me why these chicken nuggets aren't shaped like dinosaurs?" D-Hall henchmen surrounded me. I had seen past the illusion.

Once there was a man. No ordinary man, but a man's man by the name of Steve McManaman. Steve teamed up with Alpha Male and went on a tirade against the pussification of America.

I think I lost a friend. Well, they haven’t been a particularly good friend to me recently anyway. As with all my friends, I still love her, and that’s why what she says to me

Watson was looking very smart as he walked into the office. He sported a bowler hat and a cane, both of which were in disguise as weapons. "Good day Watson." Said Sherlock. Watson

Senator Alistair Jumba and his relatives had ruled Jumba Jumba Land for centuries. So when the Boku Toku Party gained control of parliament, he immediately plotted to have them all

The dinner was simply exquisite - dormouse poppers with fish sauce, followed by the main course - sparrow-tongue stuffed sow uterus swimming in aspic; for desert, jellied eel and