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Wouldn't you know it, the Global Vampire Pandemic coincided EXACTLY with an anomalous 500% increase in the output of UV radiation by the sun, so that the average moon-lit night was

When I finally hit seventh grade, breakdancing was hitting it’s stride. Back then, I was in good shape and as kids often do, I formed a breakdancing club. At the time,

Once upon a time there was a cute little girl called Lucy, and everyone thought she looked just like a fairy because of her delicate features and her friendly smile.

Why does my hair smell like vomit?

Her heart sank on viewing the photo of her ex boyfriend tagged along with her best friend on Facebook. Him doing shots off her belly button, her with a look of flushed glee.

After a long day of cheerleading practice, I came home jumped on the couch and fell asleep. I remember having this really weird dream and it goes a little something like this...

The couple gave up their baby. They were working in the US from China and the baby had been born with potential brain damage. China would allow only one, and this one was broken.

One day there was a mysterious boy, who ate a pie that caused him to gain special powers. But then, a secret agent found out and......

"We need to get them when they're young!" said the editor-in-chief as he slammed down his coffee. "Newspapers need to be written for toddlers. More stories on duckies!" As an ace,

one day i was riding my dirt bike when i decide to try to jump. I got just above twenty feet when suddenly my bike slipped from under me and I

He seemed to be leering at her. Accusingly. In one hand he had a spotlight, the kind you plug into a car lighter. In the other, Alize. He was drunk of course. And she, well,

I just took the drug with the altered molecular structure. I thought it would boost my intelligence: instead I'm having visions of the future. I'll die and take the formula with me

Groid Buttenberg didn't know it was a crime to fart in an elevator in Texas until he was apprehended by Looneyville's Tough on Tootin' Sheriff Jesse Arpeggio in a sting operation

For freshman friday this week at school they should

שפעת...שפעת... בתחילת חודש דצמבר עדיין יש בראץ ימים יפים, ולפעמים אפשר אפילו להתרחץ בים או בבריכה לא מחוממת בשעת הצהריים

I really want to get into the real estate business but my mind will not change from being lazy and

I removed all the money from an envelope labeled 'Life Savings' and turned it in for a stack of chips. The roulette wheel was calling me. "All these on red," I said. My luck

Lobotovasectomy

Slippery bells with crimson waves make wanton smells in damp, dark caves. Pinch th pony, love is light not matrimony