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This is the stuff of countless schlocky sci-fi films that have tarnished the image of science fiction for decades.

One day a girl was walking to school. On her way there, a magical bean jumped out of a random closet door and started dancing in front of her the girl was scared because she didnt

Im cumming honey he said after dropping his tools in the garage. Jim walked into the kitchen and yelled, "How the f*ck am I supposed to do anything woman with you interrupting me?

it was monster it was the devil from down calling me to hell saying that am most welcomed there saying it was my place but i couldn't resist the life up here on the dear earth

Woke up to the sound of REM's Everybody Hurts. And when that happens, you'll find that your day will be automatically shit. So why bother getting out of bed. I felt like gouging my

A Frenchman, a Mexican, and an African-Canadian walk into a bar in southeastern Kentucky. The music stops. Reg

FRESHMEN FRIDAY........................

Flip the burger, peel the cheese, blob of mayo and blotter of ketchup, fancy ketchup. Wilhelm hated this job but, it was the only one he could get because

Finally one last shot rang from the pistol, and their savior was dead. All 9 of the remaining hostages had a stunned look on their face, worried that their fates had been sealed.

It was the day after Sunday that was a stinking hot day, the air con was broken so no one would stay

I tried to ban myself from using a computer for a week. I couldnt even do it for a day. Habits are hard to quit since

While christians are flyin a kite my friends and i will try to get as high as one. For fun we fill up our lungs with all that skunk weed. I plead the 5th. Hand me a fifth of absynt

There is nothing worse than making a grammatical or spelling mistake on Folding Story. It was like a kick in the balls. But the damn timer created so much anxiety that

This is wrong, I know it, but I can't stop. Using stones and my catapult to put out street lamps is such a powerful way to hit back at the spoilers of the dark, we just don't need

Gregarkhov taunted me over the internet. He would post his scandalous remarks on my pages then delete them moments later. His young ladies in trenchcoats gave me knowing looks whe

Help! I'm a mole!

Life is short when you have giganticness, especially when only part of you displays the symptoms. His trousers with their special pocket looked like three legged pants with the

Spellinghamstein took the strange object out of the box. The box contained a paper that seemed to shownwhat the object was for. These "Direction" asked you to put a pencil in