FRESHMEN FRIDAY........................

FRESHMEN FRIDAY........................

is the day i will be covered in baby powder and glitter!

then Justin Beiber rolled around in magic carpet and covered himself until he was a giant powdery, sparkling baby. Like a biscuit with sequence. This caused a broo-haha

when the sound was made that makes people punch infants. Beavers were let loose to bite Justin Bieber. And beaver bites bucking HURT. So not kidding. Justin cried like a little

girl who was getting raped by her farther. No joke, the backwards BJ ran down the hill leaving a river of tears behind him. Justin Bieber made the water to salty for the beavers to

swim in effectively. That was then, this is now. These days I spend most of my time in and out of whichever Monte Carlo private club will let a guy in with his Tuxedo covered in

taco sauce. It all started one night I had the munches and Monaco lacked fast food restaurants so I drove to the Kingdom of Andorra where I found the most amazing taco

reum this side of El Paso. This tacoreum had bluefin tuna tacos smothered in red cabbage remoulade with crispy shoestring quinoa strips on top. They had grassfed buffalo tongue

au gratin tacos too, served with a side of hobo beans and spammies. Who woulda thunk it...this little hole-in-the-wall tacoreum... Well, it's like my dear Aunt Valetta used to say,

"Live on Fisher Island, get buried in Palm Beach"..no. wait, that's what Nathan Lane said in "The Birdcage"...what DID Aunt Valetta used to say? Ah, forget it, just eat your tacos