To be born again," thought Gabriel F. tumbling back into his comatose body, "first you have to die." Having been there & back he was a new man when he awoke to the astonishment of

Her skin-tight T shirt read: 'Hey! Check out my knockers! Aren't they tremendous!' OK, it didn't say *exactly* that, but that was the message I got loud and clear. I decided to

One of my biggest regrets is letting myself believe that we had something.

Desperation is one of those themes that only pokes it's head out once every blue moon, but this was a fitting moment for Jack. His hand flashed out a glock and it vomited lead into

well he'd finally done it. Even he had to acknowledge his genius. Mario Batali had made a full leisure suit out of prosciutto. He regally dressed as

A gentle but ominous wind sips through the window; the curtains ripple and the door creaks. Jess was sure the windows were shut in the morning before she stepped out. She

She looked up at him with the deepest look of disdain that she could muster. "Tell me, Hugh, why on Earth

Friar Tuck thought no one knew. "You're going bald and we all know it. Growing the hair on the side only makes it look worse." Tuck wondered what made Lil John a fashion expert

i burred today

Rain pattered on the roof of the cheap hotel. Drake loved the sound; made him think of his childhood, back in the U.S. A lifetime ago. The sign outside flashed blue neon

I was driving to a place to pick up a thing for someone when suddenly something happened which

The afternoon of Oct. makes me sleepy. Watching the sunray from the window pane, the time is passing slowly. "The life won't change if I do nothing." I say. "Yes, this will last

"Want some Chinese for dinner?" Dale asked. I hate living on Cannibal Island. There's really only one joke and we've all heard it a dozen times. On the other hand,

Before school, I pridefully set up my Mars and Pirate Lego sets on my desk. When I returned, smoke was rising from the Mars Rover, and the Black Pearl had capsized. "Who did this?"

I was told to make a folding story in school today and just started wondering about...

then there was light.... and animals and trees and kumquats and coupons for futons and swizzle sticks and the Canadian Brass and huge amounts of matter just sitting there. "Huh,"

in the coldest of nights, homer simpson drags his trash bag to the garbage and suddenly

Fighting the rats has become my obsession. I know my battle is futile, but I press on. I hear them plotting in their rat councils, forming committees, and planning their

David stood there, sweaty and hot. The 90 degree day was not kind to him, seeing as he was wearing a suit and tie, standing on a street corner, his gaze affixed to his watch. Soon,

Ants, so far, outlive us, we shan't likely outlive them, but owing to the obvious differences in scale, we can hardly be said to be leading lives commensurate with those of ants.