The car swerved to miss the kangaroo, plowed through the guard rail at high speed, and plunged over the side of the hill at high speed, only to land on the roof of the local ice

Bon mot? No, bon mojo!

Her idea of a perfect Friday night was making jewellery from fake flowers and candy, cutting the sleeves off of jackets and shortening skirts. Sometimes, she even looked happy.

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After her first turducken, Emily was a woman obsessed. Suddenly, every meal had to include some poor animal crammed into another. She started small at first, stuffing field mice

He would love to meet the mediocre genius who invented the concept of potential, and then the awesome thinker who came up with the concept of trying to reach it.

Little did Tomas know, pressing the "back" arrow on his media keyboard would spell certain doom for the tribe of caramel-coated gummi bears he had stashed in his left pants-pocket.

Last time, on "Adventures With Silly Putty",

I sighed. Okay, Johnny, I'll tell you one more story before you go to sleep to be sure that you don't have any more nightmares. Here goes. "Once upon a time there was a young boy

Veteran Brad Pascal took the mike. "By the rivers of Babylon we sat, hung up our guitars, and quaffed a few brews as the mechanisms of empire worked on into the night." The congreg

Femme Fatale, Rose Nettle played in the Ivy league of a male dominated profession: She was a Hitwoman. She wore her trademark feather boa constrictor as she approached an unsuspect

When he woke up that morning,it was late...and he felt it was indeed much too late to try to fix anything...but when he looked over her side of the bed there was a lily and a note:

One fish! Two Fish! Red fish! Blue fish! Christ where did Dr Suess get his doctorate anyway and what was his specialty and where did he get those animals. 65 Years and still can't

Sometimes when my wife sighs heavily, it makes me really really really mad.

Nothing spoils fun like finding out it builds character.

The gun in Lucy's pocket seemed to grow heavier as she drew it out of her pocket and aimed it at the Prime Minister. It's just a job, she thought as she pulled the trigger, not my

FOLDINGSTORY THE MOVIE. They say Titivillus is the demon putting typos in story folds. It's 1940. I fold stories by flinging them as paper airplanes out my highrise office. Origami

The young boy was walking on the side of the road heading to his friends home, and had brought with him his ipod, phone, and pet dog. He was just turning the corner past a car when

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This is the saddest story you will ever hear in your life. It all started when