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running out of time, scooter quickly activated

  • running out of time, scooter quickly activated the power bringing him to the theater room were juggernuat was then as he killed thew crawler he heard an evil girl laugh and say

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  • "Scooter" is such a weak name. A scooter is a tiny transportation device. Something devoted to toddlers and the like. It's treacly at best." The Juggernaut did not want to laugh

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  • so he didn't. Juggernaut simply mushed Scooter into a compact ball of human pulp and punted him down the shoreline. Then he sat down. Unfortunately, he sat on

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  • the Jugglernaut, who was practicing his five-porcupine (-and-one-Scooter) routine. The two Juggs launched mental attacks: "You drop balls like you drop soap," said the Juggernaut.

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  • "At least I have them to drop, smelly," the Jugglernaut quipped back from his scooter. Juggernaut was a eunuch who refused to take baths. Jugglernaut expertly juggled 5 porcupines.

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  • He tried to juggle 6, but sadly, it didn't work. He's tried the knives, and flaming torches, but there was something about porcupines, he had always loved them. I guess it started

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  • a couple of folds ago, when someone said something particuarly witty about juggling porcupines. Of course, by now, the context had been lost and we could only guess what it had

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  • been all about anyway. Now, if the porcupines return in a later fold, does that mean they've TRAVELLED THROUGH TIME? How cool if someone were waiting there for them like

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  • those super sweet chauffeurs at the airport, with the cute little signs! And instead of names, there'd be adorable porcupine pictures. Just waiting at the time-airport to pick up

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  • and porc out. Sounds good? OK! Then that is exactly what we will do.

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