"LAWN JARTS? YOU WANT TO PLAY LAWN JARTS?" Death was peeved. I knew I had him. "WHAT ABOUT CHESS?" he offered. I smiled at that ivory skull. My years in suburbia would finally

What's your favourite F word? There are so many f words, then why does only one come to mind? There's food, fuel, fun, fear, favourite. My favourite f word is 'food.'

Crossing the galactic sea had been easy. The silicone radar systems was a different matter. His hull contained the forbidden materials. That's why they were going to make him

There was only 1 minute left in the soccer game. The scores were tied, and i had to score the goal, and

"You can't fight evil with evil" said Jim. Aubry loathed Jim and set out to disprove him by releasing hyper-virulent mosquito HIV to end malaria. 3 days later, it mutated to humans

He could see the stag's silhouette against the bright lights of Hurst Castle. They gave him permission to hunt there after his shift. He removed his Bowie knife and sprinted

He flew into a passive-aggressive rage and

One day i was walking to Kroger and i saw a chip on the floor, but for some reason i felt compelled to pick it up. I picked it up and it turned out to be a huge scorpion.

The swelling wouldn't stop. At this rate, his head would be twice its normal size in minutes. Doug felt his tounge, surprisingly normal considering he had eaten

So quiet... too quiet. Where were all the birds? Had they fled, or had they fallen from the sky? The only thing I could hear was an odd rushing sound in the distance. Suddenly I

There are many monsters that wander this world of ours. The most common is the Troll. The Troll is a strange speciman. It acts for strange reasons. One time during an experiment it

She wrote a silly four line poem. It went like this: 'Animals are fine, Behind the lines, Of another country, But please not near me ....ever.

My mom gave me a lollipop so i ate it and then i passed out. I woke up and in the chucky cheeses ball pin and got up then passed out again and woke up in the mall with this

"I wanna dance!" she announced to the room. Everyone in the asylum turned sharply toward Anna, the head nurse. "I wanna DANCE!" she exclaimed with a kick and a twist.

It was unpopular in the surrounding states but she would have no part of it. "I think they're are just prudes" she cried as she reached for her purse in the pale moon light.

I had just sold my neighbor on E-bay, without him knowing.

The early spring had caused everything to come up too fast and blossom all stunted and misshapen. The buds simply didn't have time to form before bursting open. "Quasimodo" came to

Hi Mom, Just wanted to say thanks for that birthday card and check. I'll probably get myself some new shirts or something. See you next Tuesday! Love, Pat.

The telephone rang but I was in bed sick and di not want to get up. However, what if it was someone trying to check on me? So i forced myself out of bed and across the room to get

The first day of school was so