The idea was so "fresh" so "out of the box" that the power point presentation exploded. A couple suits threw up. "You mean, just put less chips in the bag?" The CFO nodded

There was a time in my life when my feet were webbed.

Once upon a time in a far far away land, lived a beautiful princess. She was so pretty that her mother and father locked her away in a tower. She was not able to get out.

It was 9am my heart was beating rapidly. My legs felt like a piece of jell-o. I need to go to the hospital. Relief is what I urned for in this moment, now I am a

Effy was dressed in bay leaves again. He believed they warded off the mother moths of Englele Island; These moths flew through the devils skies; their wings cut the air like razor

"Really? It can only take a 2 GB memory card? Sorry, dude, you got rooked," I said, shaking my head. "I don't think you're going to be able to retrieve those photos."

Smoke my Gouda!

soon king apple fell from the tree and demanded to be eaten but something happened during the fall that

The letter he had been waiting for finally arrived. It lay in the mouth of the mailbox waiting to be retrieved. He stared at it, suddenly apprehensive. The letter stared back

With her scissors she snipped the cartilage separating his nostrils. He woke up shrieking with a bloody face and

" Fishing? I thought you were a vegan." the boy grinned down at her. " You assume there will be fish. This is a MIND of course, never know what could be in here." her brows rose.

"A laugh?" He thought, "I'll show them what's funny." The jester picked up his jingly hat, and approached the castle cook. "Cook, it's time to depose our king, and it's time for me

I realized why my father, even when drunk, only pounded on my bedroom door to wake me in the morning. I suddenly felt somehow responsible for my mother leaving. Reaching for my

I am looking forward to the end of winter. :)

Mince a lb of Hershey's kisses, two sticks of butter, burnt sugar to taste, 1 bushel flowers dethorned, a kumquat, abalone, and thrush nest into an even paste. Apply liberally to

I was making hay and raising kane! At that point I didn't know weather to shit or go blind, so

I made a mental note to drive more carefully. This kind of thing can wear thin on someone after the fifth or sixth time. Kris put her hands on the wheel in exasperation and that’s

The football team had lost another one. 0 and 11. Everyone hung their helmeted heads and got on the bus. Lumpy the couch just shook his head. The fat kid in the back yelled

Mia was waiting by Cleopatra's Needle. She looked over the wall of the Embankment into the brown water of the Thames. She thought she saw something large move beneath the water and

Whitebait! Get yer whitebait here! Genocide on a plate! Mitchell's a great man, he is! Come and but your genocide!