Noone would have thought that anything special would happen on that particular Tuesday, let alone Boris. He caught the bus for work as usual, little realising that he would never

I think I write about food a bit too much.

I shivered and drew in sharp breath as the cold hit my face, and I ran to the pickup. The cold seeped deep into my bones. It's day like these that I want to hunker down at home.

It started in mud, as many things do. A blubbering, steaming, stench escaped from there. And that's not all.

The Starchild knew eternity. He knew every aspect, every frustrating problem with eternity. So he didn't understand why this mortal wanted the eternity. Why does he want pain? Fool

Ambling into the hotel room, Sally flung her clothes on the floor. She strode into the bathroom naked, flipped on the light switch, and shrieked. A maid rested in a pool of blood.

The local wildlife keeps finding its way into my house, no matter how well I try to secure it. Just this morning, I awoke to a buck sniffing at my laptop, and a raccoon sifting thr

I click create over and over again. It does me no good. All it does is waste my time, but the voices in my head have things to say. I must click create

Griffin was playing on the rug with his brand new toy robot. While Griffin was having the dinner, the robot stood up, stretched and said "I think I will go exploring" First the

Two days ago, Thomas Jefferson, the King Louis XII of France and Copernicus' Grandmother were kidnapped and teleporter to Present Day Chile.

When you're russian for food, there is no time for Stalin. KGB.

Futon Kitty thanked Professor X for the visit. Futon Kitty had much to consider regarding the X-Men and the Avengers and the so-called "War Against Relaxation". But when Pernito

"je vais aller en france l'anee prochaine" he whispered to me. I didnt speak french but i knew what he was saying. He's leaving me.

"Let me tell you about the Potato Republic!"

The rain splashed against the bottoms of his shoes as he ran through the midnight shower. The zombie ninjas were hot on his trail and he was running out of options, when suddenly

The luminous figure, off to the East, was known as the Beauty Bell Tower, where all the birds gathered to chirp their tune. Where many luscious flowers threw, ripe for the picking

"Never!" I shouted. "Never will I do this for you. I mean who do you think I am?". I hung up but she just rang back. I answered, "I'll tell you who I think you are." She said.

Three walls of Sam's one room apartment were lined with bookshelves crammed with books. She sat at her desk drawing money for an invented country inhabited by sentient animals.

This was the story of the fold that made sense, a fold long said to be lost in history. But folds have a mysterious way of reappearing at the most awkward times, like

Alliteration is aligning allies whose alloy helmets allow them to gain allowance money for all altering purposes