The soft glow filled the corner of the room and there he stood. I turned away quickly for fear had taken a hold of me and I just could not look him in the face. Was this for real

On the first day of Xmas my true love gave to me...

This fold is the work of genius.

Redemption was not something she ever thought possible.

How many fleas can stand on the edge of a push pin? Do flies like to eat gnats and if so do they attend a lot of baseball games? If I were to sleep upside down with my feet in a po

i have an asian friend his name is da balsakdoodle he is a good friend

Stan, Hell's silliest little demon, decided to take a vacation off from work. But the little silliest demon had not a clue where to go on vacation to! This was a pickle.

Which seat can I take? It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend! Tomorrow is Saturday And Sunday comes afterwards, I don't want this

She got up a 5am to prepare lunches for the kids. Today was gluten-free free-range chicken salad in sprout wraps served sushi-style in Etsy designed bento boxes.

Big Bob could still here the mantra "If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean." He quickly clicked away from the McD ad. "Have it your way." He relaxed & grabbed anoth

Yo momma is SO fat that when she farted, she was launched into orbit.

The fact that my face was a porcupine wasn't going to help my chances with her.

I wasn't always a bum. I used to be someone. I used to be rich and powerful. Until I met her.

"Go home, drunk. You're Lary," Lary screamed. He mounted the bar and began dancing the tango with his beer stein. He left that night with a few head injuries and a pile of reckless

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.

Don Parker glided onto the stage and waved graciously at the screaming fans who filled the television studio. His new variety show, Celebrity Sex Tape, was the surprise hit of

I wish that I was born a thousand years ago. I wish I'd sailed the darkened seas on a great big clipper ship going from this land here to that, in a sailor's suit and cap.

In an homage to a recently completed story I decided to start a fold by playing a random song on iTunes & basing my fold on the lyrics. Naturally the first thing that came up was

Just as SpaceShip Two reached the zenith of its arc Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Leonardo DiCaprio and Ashton Kutcher lost their lunch. The complementary peanuts floated in the cabin

"It's 'Kraken Whispers' all over again for all the good our diplomats have done!" Jarrod collapsed on the divan as the horrible reports came out of the radio from the far planet he