During the whole of a dull, dark, and soundless day in the autumn of the year, when the clouds hung oppressively low in the heavens, I had been passing alone, on horseback, through

"Well, I just don't remember sticking scissors in the guy's eyes and gluing him to the side of a CSX freight train." He chuckled wistfully. "Man, but we did get up to some pranks

"Okay, okay, I'll do this just once, and then it is off to bed." The toddler nodded her head vigorously. He brought out the trampoline, the kazoo, and the ocelot.

Why?Why did it always have to be BOTH. Diet AND exercise. Black AND blue. Up AND down. In the name of all that is good & right & holy in this godforsaken land of pain AND suffering

"My name is not Little Johnny and you are not going to give me an obedience shot," eight-year-old Brad informed the school nurse. He had already hacked his chip and was prepared to

The Great Void was a void’s void, just as Steve McManaman, its lone resident, was a man’s man. The isolation worked wonders for Steve’s

It's CPA's that I hate. They all act like they went to some tough graduate school and are like doctors, and they are all idiots. All of them. That's why they put those stupid

Janie liked to eat boogers. She was ashamed of her fetish because it was taboo. At school she would fight the urge to poke her nose and enjoy a delicacy that only the weirdos do.

Gary was a hero of sorts, in his own mind. He spray painted red squiggles beneath misspelled graffiti. "If bricks were built with auto-correct, I could sleep at night," he said to

یاسر اولین شاتل فضایی ایران در اولین ماموریت با سرنشین خود دچار آزمون سختی شده است .سرهنگ خلاف الدین رضا اندوز کاپیتان این پرواز با سفینه ای بدون خلبان خودکار

The creature reached out and crushed the moon to dust with a simple pinch. This was enough to prove to the Humans that it was capable of defending them against the Platinum Caste.

I didn't have to say it, but I did anyway, and I think I almost meant it, too. She looked back at me with an emotional cocktail of surprise and gratitude and something like

G R O I D B U T T E N B E R G read the enormous letters he'd spray painted in phosphorescent paint onto the football field. He admired them from the bleachers. A military satelli

Neo and Simba were both stuck in the TARDIS. Dr. Who was nowhere around. Simba eyed Neo, who looked a lot like dinner. Meanwhile, Neo was studying the controls on the TARDIS.

It started to rain cats and dogs, and the basement started to flood. As the water started to rise, my pet hamster, Wally, jumped in his toy 12 meter sailboat and began

I wont finosh these lyrics and Guiness until feminin women are on my linens and dimmin lights of my vision. At night we kissin ditchin superstition that religion is sayin we are si

The marigolds that year came from a darker sea. Goats died, cows shriveled in the field, and potatoes were greener than the hills. Seamus and Eileen stared into their "hope broth",

Folding Story is a lot like blackjack. You gotta play smart with the cards you're dealt and the room you're given. And win or lose, it always seems to end with a gun at my spine.

The girl leaned lazily on the bar, taking a drag of an electric cigarette. Then she dropped it, and crushed the metal under the mighty power of her stiletto boot. She was in the

The day was warm. I'd never felt the sun before, and the warmth coming from it was greater than that of any fire.