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A troll, a mole, and Dave Grohl walk into a Chinese restaurant. They sit at separate tables and each orders 5 courses. Who ordered the chicken fingers?
Finished
2013-02-27 09:44:48
Took
182 days, 14 hours, 51 minutes, 54 seconds
46
"Tell me it again. This time with more detail." The beekeeper needed to know everything he could about the attack before he went to the meeting. If a piece of information was lost,
Finished
2013-03-09 18:04:50
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182 days, 19 hours, 54 minutes, 49 seconds
46
They might have "The Running of the Bulls" in Pamploma Spain, but in Hammond, Wisconsin they have the "Running if the Llamas,"
Finished
2013-01-13 11:11:13
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114 days, 9 hours, 17 minutes, 3 seconds
46
"Jenney's First Year Latin" was, contrary to popular belief, not written by Jenney, Scudder and Baade as advertised on its spine. No, quite to the contrary. As many young Latin
Finished
2013-08-30 06:57:14
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342 days, 20 hours, 43 minutes, 44 seconds
46
Taking the Clemizitrol seemed to remove the dizzyness, but left a ringing in his ears, for which he took a double dosage of Thorazine, which had the unfortunate side effect of
Finished
2012-12-02 09:56:19
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68 days, 11 hours, 51 minutes, 33 seconds
46
Mayor McCheese held his head in his hands. Eventually he opened the bottom left drawer of his desk, where there was a bottle of pills and a service revolver. This was the end.
Finished
2017-01-04 00:57:47
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4 years, 93 days, 4 hours, 56 seconds
46
Dr. Amnesiac was a master of identity theft, but Det.Manatee was sure he'd visited the Tattoo parlor. "Abalone, checked this ink for fluorescence. The map might be hidden under his
Finished
2017-02-07 20:27:24
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4 years, 125 days, 2 hours, 1 minute, 25 seconds
46
I found an enormous blue eye floating in the surf while walking on the beach early one morning. I picked it up and took it home to play a prank on my wife by laying it on my pillow
Finished
2013-01-01 00:58:14
Took
80 days, 6 hours, 19 minutes, 28 seconds
46
It takes a great deal of endurance to be employed by a Boss Monster. To be a receptionist taking calls and arranging appointments for heroes to take a crack at him.
Finished
2014-10-31 18:19:26
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2 years, 12 days, 1 hour, 32 minutes, 23 seconds
46
One of the flayrods had gone askew, apparently, on the treadle.
Finished
2012-11-03 11:26:26
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9 days, 19 hours, 38 minutes, 8 seconds
46
Sixty pounds of squirrels empirically weighs sixty pounds, of course, but when you are freighted with the burden of knowing you have slain that many rodents in one afternoon with a
Finished
2017-05-11 17:45:59
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4 years, 196 days, 4 hours, 50 minutes, 51 seconds
46
This story I am about to tell you is not funny, so don't laugh when you read it. No matter how bizarre or unrealistic the details may seem, I assure you it is absolutely true.
Finished
2016-09-25 15:21:03
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3 years, 305 days, 16 hours, 18 minutes, 47 seconds
46
In the mood for a delicious snack? Me too! First let's slaughter a healthy animal. Then we'll butcher us up a coupla choice cuts of carcass. Let's rub a nice savory blend of herbs
Finished
2018-05-17 14:40:58
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5 years, 166 days, 20 minutes, 42 seconds
46
I still couldn't see anything but heard a voice. "You were struck by lightning. Stay calm and follow me." I tried to follow but couldn't. "It's OK. You'll have to leave your body."
Finished
2013-05-10 06:01:16
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156 days, 11 hours, 37 minutes, 33 seconds
46
Doctor! You have eluded me for eons, but now I, Davros, have captured you and destroyed your precious Tardis! My army of Daleks will rule the universe FOREVER!
Finished
2016-08-06 19:16:30
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3 years, 241 days, 1 hour, 31 minutes, 20 seconds
46
"Am I a sexy pillow?"
Finished
2017-12-13 23:52:26
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4 years, 344 days, 9 hours, 59 minutes, 41 seconds
46
Ginger or Maryanne? Laverne or Shirley? Wilma or Betty? Jeannie or Samantha? Betty or Veronica? Chrissie or Janet? Jennifer or Bailey? Diane or Rebecca?
Finished
2017-01-03 15:59:23
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3 years, 356 days, 3 hours, 23 minutes, 11 seconds
46
After the couch lifted off the ground 6" and the china flew off the shelves and shattered, Megan read the label closely. There it was in tiny print: "May cause telekinesis."
Finished
2017-05-31 22:45:47
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4 years, 134 days, 1 hour, 35 minutes, 22 seconds
46
Why do I always want to type these phrases, "Don't turn around, uh-oh, Der Kommissar's in town, uh-oh? Peter asked himself as he spiked his hair.
Finished
2017-01-10 19:26:08
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3 years, 333 days, 18 hours, 55 minutes, 52 seconds
46
My dog fiercely hunts bees, hornets, wasps, and yellow jackets. Once, she got cartoon face. What is she afraid of? Flies! When she sees a fly, she hides under the bed.
Finished
2018-12-15 22:47:50
Took
5 years, 303 days, 1 hour, 27 minutes, 26 seconds
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