I had been a hot chick. Now I'm a thick Felipino chick who likes Jabba Juice,this has left me

An assasin was hiding behind the curtain. I could tell because his sneakers were sticking out from the bottom hem. This was the third time this week. I took a toothpick from my

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For fuck sake!Who did he think he was?She had tried to explain,but there was no reasoning with him and he was the wrong one...still he hung up on her leaving her no choice but to

"the worst thing about the pizza so far was the burned toppings", he thought as he paced the supermarkets isles absentmindedly chewing. I wish i had a poloroid camera to catalog

Distant thunder rumbled through the air and ground, shaking a shack in the mountains that contained a fugitive of the law.

With a grin on his face, Crazy Tim sits. He comes without a trace and leaves just the same. Where does he go? Who knows, perhaps he will take a trip to

i was doing backflip down the sidewalk when

On the date of August 11, 2011. A 97 year old lady was rushed to the hospital. She had been gaining weight over the past 9 months. I just so happens that

as i was walking to my friends house, i noticed that someone was following me. I wanted to turn around but i was scared so i started to run, I ran and ran till i ran out of breath

If I ran my high school I'd...

In 2008 scientists studied and made discoveries that the world will end sometime in the winter of 2012. The world is

today is friday!!! and i will be doing....

Once upon a time their lived monster who

Severus would not reveal his secret longing for Harry's

I'd worked my way from snails up to frogs legs. My friend Gaston smiled winningly."It tastes best raw. Cooking ze Foie Gras eez tragique". I swallowed. Next stop the parasitologist

and I'm Batman. Kapow! But I don't like carrots unless they are with that Toy Story cheese and mac because I like the shapes except for Mr. Potato. Did you I will be 5 next week?

Epic Rap Battle David Lynch versus Edward Cullen. DL: "I've got damn good rhymes to lay the stakes in a pinch / So watch out motherfucker, you're about to get Lynched!"

He called the beer a "Bronson" and entered the hipster ranks along with

You gotta know when to hold 'em. Know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away.