I lost another one. Between when it lit & when I realized that I had passed it on the river & then completely forgot it all together, were mere seconds but aeons in transgressions.

One day a boy was walking when he found a puppy in a box

"All right, all right, all right. I'm gonna run into one today. I ain't lying. I feel it in my bones, baby. Gonna give one a ride. . .deep. . .far into the October night!"

When I woke up today, I realized that my neighbour had been murdered in her living room.

I walked down the path and saw a stranger. I reached out to grab their hand,and didn't let go. They didn't resist. I let them drag me down the narrow path.

His strained eyes jumped from the blinking cursor of the dulling screen to the bobblehead at the front of the room wading left and right, back and forth through the stale air.

Harry Potter was a school boy

We had the kind of close friendship, Joey and I, that went without words. So, when I turned up at his door with corpse sticking out of the boot, he immediately knew

The doctor told me that I suffered from "severely worrisome amounts of gangsta," known most commonly by the endearing term swag. I asked how much longer I had to live when he

Okay you little rags in the dirt. Listen up because I won't repeat myself:

Outside the 'Pizza Palace' 2 innocent takeawayers are approached by Robin Hobo: "I am here to liberate those pizzas, ladies, and give them to hobos. Now, hand them over."

"Say, what would you get if you crossed a hen with a duck?" Emily asked Brian in science class one rainy afternoon.

She wore flowers in her hair, on her dress and elsewhere. She smiled and gave me a wave and I

Μια φορά και ένα καιρό σε ένα μικρό χωράφι ανάμεσα σε 2 τεράστια δάση φύτρωσε μια μαργαρίτα με κόκκινα πέταλα. Γύρω της είχε αρκετές μαργαρίτες αλλά ήταν όλες άσπρες! Μια μέρα εκεί

A boy is hiding behind a couch, not knowing who or what will approach him.

The earwig looked around the doorframe for the last time. "Freedom," she thought, "How I've dreamed of you." All those long hours of just being another pest were finally at an end.

Once upon a time Peter and Mary went to London for a week

15 out of a hundred wooden spoons

Bernice the bear lived in a zoo. It was dingy, small, and the people there treated her like an animal. (Irony?) She planned to escape the next day; Her plan was to

I woke up in a hospital...I think it was a hospital...in pain. People dressed in white were surrounding me, looking down at me. But I couldn't talk. I looked down at myself. I was