She awakes to the sound of screams. She is confused so she take a peek out of the window see the most of aweful thing she sees her mother getting tourn to peices my a morphed

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The maroon Hot Rod was Cassie's pride and joy.Her brother Anthony was helping her with it whe the fine tuning went wrong and the motor started to die on her.Cassie cried for help

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Tell me that man's beard is not full of Cheetos dust.

it maybe be true till i told this one in gym class your to fat to swim laps you need slim fast "who me " yeah you so big you walk in to big tannies and step on jeenys ?............

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There was once a girl who lived in a farm