The woman sporting a grey parka, the hood pulled snugly over her head, exposing only a pair of shades, walked into the bank, lingered and loitered long enough to make other bankers

The devil's whisper fell on deaf ears. Her angelic heart could not be turned by the first of the fallen, though at every turn he was there to remind her of a different course.

Hyacinth Bucket (pronounced "bouquet") his role model. Meryl Streep his muse. Anderson Cooper his archenemy. Anson Williams

Half of the audience at the midnight screening of the cult film's sequel weren't even alive when the original premiered. That wouldn't bother me but these noisy kids annoy me with

"BWWRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFF!" Three and a half hours of holiday cheer ended in 2 seconds and all over my mom's linoleum kitchen floor. It was pitch black and way past midnight.

Kari loved cotton candy. She would frequent carnivals just to

Her smiled infected her mother as she ran to hug her. It seemed like forever since she'd been held, & her mother held her the best. Why had it taken her so long to live to the end?

Pen against paper, but no words come out. No thoughts whatsoever. Just nothing. I didn't understand how my hypergraphia could change so quickly into writers block. It did. And now

Last time, on "Adventures With Silly Putty",

Edgar was the only one who could see the dragon, and Jim was the only one who could hear it. They needed to stay together to make sure the beast didn't catch them off guard, but

Linda married and divorced her first awkward turtle. The turtle struggled with drug and alcohol abuse, and went through recovery in the mid 1990s. After marrying his second

A Limp Bizkit umbrella group chomped a pita in opposition to McDonald's chief. Few people knew that McDonald's had their own Native American Tribe. Their casino is just

"What about a pop-up book?" "She's an adult. Folded up pieces of paper. That's kids stuff." The clerk lowered his voice. "I'm talking about adult pop-up books." He slowly opened a

She had spent a lifetime controlling her emotions in public. Working as a cashier at Old Navy wasn't the place where one could "share." So she bought a beanie baby named Jesus

Eleven minutes ago his world ended, but he was standing there in the office telling jokes. Had he known, he'd have been swallowing a bullet or climbing the 10 foot roof fence.

Oli kuuvalge öö. Tiiger luusis rahutult puude all - kuhu on kõik e-portfooliod peidetud? Tiigrikuninganna oli lubanud need suure kuuse alla peita, et Tiiger saaks saaki hinnata...

I think he was in love with her.

Oh No! Here comes dirty Dick in his dirty dirt dump truck! Splatch!

Around 10:30 am, I picked Cassandra up outside her apartment in north Seattle. I’d used her car the night before to scope out the place in Renton we were meeting at noon.

Wrapping paper tubes leaned against the boxes of books. He'd written a book that was well reviewed, but sold only a hundred copies. Everyone on his list would get his book, but