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Once upon a time there was a man.

This story is about my weird Summer vacation, and it all started with a massive

Tomorrow they’ll interview everybody I know.

Eirin screamed while tears ran down her face. 'Help...Please'. Another nightmare. She gets these often. James was asleep beside her, but didn't hear her.

On a dark and rainy night, some of the elder folders rattled over the cobblestones in their wheely chairs in search of The Architect, to ask about signs of the last fold and how

The air was thick with fog, and monstrous growls could be heard from within.

But once she walked into the light, suddenly, she could see all.

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I postponed reaching maturity by thirty years—the expectation far outweighed the consequence—and, afterwards, I still felt so intolerably lacking. “If you don’t grow up, “Mother

I am horribly horribly lost. I know that the lost city of paradise wasn’t going to be easy to find but this seems excessive

My Tinder date & I were strolling along the seawall in Corpus Christi. We were playing 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon. I had stumped her with Emma Stone. I think she was pretending to be

" I'm gonna catch a Pokemon" Naruto said.

Dottie made every effort to impress; she lured her red wig out of mothballs—judging by the size of its balls, that was some big moth; she had a sponge bath and soaked her dentures.

I remember the greatest achievement of my friends. It was degenerate, chaotic and technically illegal but it was so fucking beautiful.

Friendly nightmare

Whatever twas, I liked it enough to put off doing the dishes again. That wasn't hard to do. Exotic lifeforms that formed on week old food encrusted plates deserved a chance at Life

THE INVISIBLE EYE Once upon a time, in the small village of Hoover, Alabama, a child was born with a very curious condition: little Jenna had an invisible eye inside of her mouth!