Children, put your electronics away. In our school we use blackboards and chalk, and pen and paper. If you don't like it, run away into the electronic wilderness where predators

As I was walking

I first heard about the speigle device late on a Thursday afternoon. Wow, I thought. 48 hours later and I won one on an online giveaway. By Tuesday it was in my grubby hands. "by"

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The first time near death experience was in a hospital that was greyer than tombs but shinier than the morning star. You will never forget this, she said, carving out my belly,

After consulting with Abacus Squared, Dr. Sardonicus, and Muscaria Hemlock, Professor Loomis announced his final findings to the Solarian Academies of Science. The Multiverse was a

She likes wine; so, do I. She said she’d wear a Halloween costume for wine. I asked what costume. For lots of wine, she said I can choose. I felt a stirring. Birthday suit?

Shocking as it may seem, I was abducted by aliens and escorted to their planet and put under observation. The Vesuvian—which is what they call themselves—are naturally voluptuous.

Listen up! The sarge says 95 percent of us are not coming back. So, to those of you who make it. Kill as many of those zombie bastards as you can! To the rest of you, sayonara.

What's big, black, hulking, and scares the living daylights out of women? The creature living in the basement, that's what. But if I don't keep it fed, I'll be next to disappear..

My dad always told me love was tricky to find, but he forgot to mention how impossible it was to keep.

Like she was gonna slap you in the back of the head. That is what it looked like to me. Like your dead grandma was gonna slap you upside the back of your head. And you deserve it.

'Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, I'm afraid I have bad news,' said Thomas Barclay, leaning forward from his seat. 'It's about your son. I'm afraid he'll never know the true meaning of

Last night I dreamt I returned to a fold I only vaguely remember ...