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"Dad, dad, dad!" Alex said while running to her father. "You won't beleive what happened! I went to school and i met this person!" Her father looked at her and then said
Finished
2012-04-20 16:48:46
Took
252 days, 2 hours, 51 minutes, 34 seconds
13
Chloe couldn't wait to start school! She had a new dress and new shoes. She even got a brand new lunchbox with a ballerina on it. She couldn't wait to meet all the new kids.
Finished
2015-10-22 15:34:29
Took
252 days, 28 minutes, 46 seconds
46
The Count languished in anguish. Without a tongue, life had no savor. He should have known that his latest dinner guests were from Argentina, and the silver content of their blood
Finished
2012-04-07 13:47:44
Took
251 days, 17 hours, 46 minutes, 29 seconds
31
The ragged black slippers quietly disintegrated at his feet; chewed up reminders of a dog who fetched them. She had been, of course, eaten long ago. Times were tough and meat
Finished
2011-09-13 17:47:52
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251 days, 16 hours, 15 minutes, 57 seconds
30
When he said on their first date that he'd possess her heart she thought it was kinda cute in an overconfident kind of way. Now that he was standing over her with a meat cleaver
Finished
2011-11-29 12:19:13
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251 days, 12 hours, 10 minutes, 53 seconds
50
Little Old Lady,or Lolly was a black and white pussy....Cat! Pussy cat... She belonged to Sally,an 81er who just thought she owned the house.The real owner was of course,Lolly.
Finished
2013-03-13 05:55:42
Took
251 days, 11 hours, 56 minutes, 21 seconds
33
That one debbie downer of the group.. wow never thought I could be sooo
Finished
2018-03-05 09:53:32
Took
251 days, 6 hours, 44 minutes, 26 seconds
51
While shopping at the market of ideas, I passed a fear monger barking his wares. "W wants your jobs, If you elect X he will take all your Y. World will end if you don't do Z"
Finished
2013-12-14 19:25:30
Took
251 days, 6 hours, 1 minute, 23 seconds
35
This morning when I dropped a deuce in the bowl I could smell our sex from last night. The yeasty moistness that your snapper gummed on my bumpy pole really made me
Finished
2011-09-16 16:29:15
Took
250 days, 21 hours, 20 minutes, 31 seconds
18
Nola charged 2 bits per kiss, with all the money going to Charity. Charity was her pimp. The two had met in Bible College, and it wasn't long before Nola was leaning against a pew,
Finished
2011-10-08 16:04:32
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250 days, 16 hours, 9 minutes, 28 seconds
36
Super pumped up today for Blue Ivy's 2nd birthday party. I wasn't officially invited, but that has never stopped me before from crashing a party. Just last week I crashed
Finished
2014-09-14 16:48:24
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250 days, 7 hours, 17 minutes, 27 seconds
31
So quiet... too quiet. Where were all the birds? Had they fled, or had they fallen from the sky? The only thing I could hear was an odd rushing sound in the distance. Suddenly I
Finished
2012-08-24 22:19:40
Took
250 days, 3 hours, 29 minutes, 14 seconds
64
Dear User: We have completed an unauthorized computer scan of your hard drive(s) and past year's browser history. In addition to the usual pornography, online shopping, and gaming
Finished
2014-07-29 20:34:04
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250 days, 1 hour, 58 minutes, 2 seconds
20
The bruise was big, vivid and colorful - like an oil spll in a puddle. "What is this?" "What does it look like?" Fine... "Who was it?" "Any lucky guess?"
Finished
2011-11-26 18:10:05
Took
250 days, 1 hour, 12 minutes, 16 seconds
9
I don't know how to feel
Finished
2015-06-14 14:54:52
Took
250 days, 17 minutes, 14 seconds
63
Zimbabwes yoddeling xylophone wacking virtuouso Urs Tikumu showed really quirky performances. New music links kept Jethro inspired. His global folklore events defied common beliefs
Finished
2012-02-10 19:34:22
Took
249 days, 23 hours, 16 minutes, 37 seconds
45
I continued to drink the poison betting on the sageseed to protect me. A couple rumbles that might have been ordinary later & we were sneaking around in her backyard with a shovel.
Finished
2018-03-13 09:29:34
Took
249 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes, 48 seconds
57
"Cabbages for Babbages, eh?" Charles was delighted and patted his stricken friend on the shoulder. Tesla muttered, "Sanskrit, gematria? This cannot be!" His eyes emitted excess qi
Finished
2013-05-29 06:32:36
Took
249 days, 9 hours, 53 seconds
25
To every man is given the key to the gates of heaven; the same key opens the gates of hell. I didn't know this one I turned the key. I was just curious what I would find when I
Finished
2013-07-14 17:39:01
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249 days, 7 minutes, 6 seconds
52
I thought I had been invited to go rollerblading with a friend, but misunderstood. What he really said was, "ROLLERBALDING!" I tried to stop but it was too late. I had the skates
Finished
2017-08-15 09:42:30
Took
248 days, 21 hours, 36 minutes, 52 seconds
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