My pants lay across the bed. It was morning and the light was shining slowly through the blinds. It was 7:30, time for me to get ready and go to work. But today I didn't want to.

Jimmy and Bob were sad one day. They wanted to go outside and play, but couldn't because of the rain. So instead the two boys..

I wont finosh these lyrics and Guiness until feminin women are on my linens and dimmin lights of my vision. At night we kissin ditchin superstition that religion is sayin we are si

Well fine, there was the time I got completely bombed off of watermelon tequila at the company picnic. You got me. If you want to bring up the old stuff, that's fine. But you still

If I knew that I was going to die that day, I wouldn't have gone to school. Then again, I may have gone for the sheer excitement of doing so, if not to spite THEM.

The Soup Dragon was tending the soup wells of the rocky moon she lived on. The star that heated her home was very far away and the bubbling soup was the only warmth she'd felt for

Mrs Pumpernickle Von Codswallop was a great admirer of the research conducted by Prof Humita. During her studies at the Caledonian University of New Technology she decided to write

In this universe, Patrick ate a piece of toast, pecked his wife on the neck, and took the train. In the other, Patrog tore a leg of boar, stole the bar wench, and fled the carnage.

What's it all about? Apparently, either being a freaky bisexual invisible horse-riding singer, a super handsome ridiculously accurate ball thrower, or a top heavy anorexic female.

Splice significa empalmar, i és una llàstima el segon sentit que té la paraula

Somehow, the Universal Monsters had made it onto the ballot, and the day after Election Day, the world was shocked to find that America had voted the Creature from the Black Lagoon

He was a slacker's slacker. With the touch of Bill Murray and sprinkles of Rip Van Winkle he took reclining on the sofa all the way to broadway. His one man show was called

Gene Rayburn read the card with his perfect diction, "The pharmacist was in trouble again. Instead of giving the customer the perscription for his headache, he gave him a BLANK"

Though short sighted Ornithorhynchusologist, Bill D. Mamon, sensed a rat & ducked into the nearest library cubicle changing into the web-footed costume of Capt. Platypus!

I looked him straight in the eye. "Wally, it didn't have to be like this." I pulled out his mancard. "Mmmhmm. It shows right here that on May 22, 2004 you put cream in your coffee.

Your grandfather was injured in a freak elk hunting accident while reading 'literature' in the outhouse. Uncle Russes shot ricocheted off the elks antlers through the moon cutout

My bloody head dangled upside down mere inches from the boiling cauldron as I fought against my bindings. "I'll ask you ONE MORE TIME!" screeched Hagatha. "WHAT OF THE TOAD?!!!!"

Bob and Betty were married. David and Chanel were married. Bob loved Betty and Betty loved Bob. David loved Chanel but Chanel loved David AND Bob. One night at a dinner party

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Environmental concerned Hindus decided rather than worshipping the smelly cow they would worship the kangaroo. The kangaroo ate grass all day but does not fart. Greenhouse gases