That song. She had heard it on the radio the day he left the mandala half finished. Now, he was near

It was early in our relationship but i felt we were both mature and could handle it without to much trouble. So I

Jane was sensible. She knew that living a structured life brought stability, and that comforted her. Every morning she

With a Fluff-a-Nutter sandwich in hand I decided it was time to

The BEATles. Not Beetles, B E A T les. They changed the name to incorporate something musical. Some kind of group of musical insects or something. Why some ass had to kill one

Grandmother turned her head just a little too far to still be alive, and to still be human. The sound of bones grinding and popping as she did, also didn't help her convince me

Eddie sat in the kitchen, back to the picture window, using the natural late morning light to read the daily paper. He was supposed to be looking at the want ads, but

As he read, the blood drained from his face. Almost reflexively, he looked over his right shoulder, out the window and toward the dip in Madden Road about a half block from his

You awaken on the banks of a cactus-lined river of acid. You wonder aloud at the sexy tickle in your lower pendiculum. Safron (had you dreamed her?) had warned you sternly not to

You cannot control me. I can still move my lips. So long as I can lip sync you can't own my soul. I'll just lay here and sing "This Magic Moment," and let the tears run

Dick's array of attention whores brought him wealth and popularity, along with recurring VD and criticism. His wealth allowed him to buy the site, www.richasshole.com, with

It was her worst nightmare. She was the first woman president in US history. She was also a germaphobe. The campaign had almost killed her, now 4 years of this? She called

His t-shirt read "Body by Nintendo" and hugged the curves of his belly and man boobs. Yet, I found him strangely alluring. His nerd boy charms trumped any male model.

The nudist colony had been a great little business back in the Seventies. But these days, Grin and Bare it was lucky if 34 people showed up in a

The cat watched. It had all the time in the world. Not the mouse, though. It knew the gig was up, and so it moved into Plan B. It stood on his hind legs and

It was still dark but she knew she had to get home. Her feet pounded on the pavement. This jog felt longer than others. Perhaps it was because of the dog

The empty suitcase was at his feet. He could leave at any time. There was certainly enough money in the account to make it anywhere in the US, but not enough to get back. That's OK

I always thought that laughter was the best medicine until I heard that Dwayne choked on a gobstopper after hearing the latest Lindsay Lohan joke.

Chelsea was sentence to a year at the home for wayward farmgirls. She was whey too boarish. And her jokes! Too much corn for anyone's ears. She didn't give a flock. Bossy,

I read about her again in the obituary. You know, I wondered what she had been doing all these years.