But in the version of Earth that they had just slid to, Microsoft and Apple had both failed miserably. The resulting vacuum had been filled by Timex-Sinclair, and, now T/S 10000s

Superman stomped in. Grizzled. Unshaved. He grabbed the Johnny Walker from the bartender. No protest. He slugged back a shot. Then flicked beer nuts at hypersonic speed just to

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She sat on the edge of her seat and couldn't believe what she was witnessing. Not ten feet from her was

Joe wondered why he was still sitting in the stands as the game entered the 16th inning. Maybe

I'm a playa at heart; 'cause playahs don't part, it's an art script'n rhymes with auditory arc.

"Another round of tequila shots," was the last thing I remembered. I tried to stitch the night together based on

An all-expenses-paid trip to the Guinness Brewery in Dublin? All he had to do was finish a 4-pack in under 4

Simon woke up one day at the sound of a bloody, mangled hand scratching at his window. Moans were echoed outside. He got

Eating four bean salad before a meeting was a very bad idea. She kept going on and on and won't shut up. If I moved

Yesterday I believed in science. Today, I believe in

Jumping up quickly after the blast, he couldn't believe his eyes. There was nothing left. Just ten seconds ago he had been enjoying

John rushed down the corridor, past the big windows and nurses; the missed call an hour old. He exhaled, relieved. He'd made it to see the baby born. "It was a girl" she whispered.

Billy wanted the torment to end. He told his AV club colleagues and faculty sponsor that the video Sam had secretly made of him while he wore his wrestling uniform needed to

Snow fell, igniting her alabaster skin and coal black eyes with a fire unseen since our kiss. The trouble beneath faded away as her tongue caught a snowflake. Winter loved her as I

Forty minutes later Lin was helping gather the origami zoo Ken had made Janie. Ken stood up and Lin leaned in and kissed his cheek like he was family. She looked at me and gave me

Dasher and Dancer buckled themselves into the reins. Their telekinesis had grown strong in the past season and they were no longer content with flying. Pinpoint pressure at the

The light flashed on his answering machine. He stood next to it, wishing he could listen to the messages, but those times were gone. Beside it was a list of songs after his euology

Don't piss old St. Nick off this year let me tell ya! The North Pole is not immune to a recession! I heard that if you're on the "naughty" list this year that he's going to

Jimmy's turn to get high. He grasped the glass pipe and admired its workmanship. Someone had put some love into it. He closed his eyes and began to nod hard, shattering the pipe