There I was, standing at the wrong side of a Store Window while the mannequins were walking towards me. It was then when I realized. I fucked up. "Stay away from me, white trash!"

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When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a human being.

With a thunderous echo, the lock fell into place. He was confident the treasure room would never be breached. Readjusting his multi-hued robe, the old wizard shambled away.

He did not live long, nor did he prosper.

On my planet, tertiary males are not considered weaned until their twentieth year out of the womb. Gestation is another 27 months. So my 19 year old toddler needs me to wipe his fa

Once upon a time, there are a really bad monkey, a bear and a bird.

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It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.

That's when Marmaduke realized he liked the taste of human flesh. How could he hide the half-eaten child so the family he lived with didn't discover it?

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I do not like thee, Dr. Fell. The reason why I cannot tell. But this I know and know full well. I do not like thee, Dr. Fell.

The worst thing in the world happened to me today. I got stuck in the elevator with Fred. You know what I'm gonna say next, dontcha? 'Cause everyone knows about Fred & how he farts

My name is Chesty McVesty. I subscribe to the motto: "Keep on Truckin'" I use the half and half from Coffeeshops to fill my cereal bowl.

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I hate the summer olympics. The sound of the starting gun always sends me into a hyperventilating state of panic. You see, I was a High School cross country runner. No one could

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I was so excited to see my sister after being away at University. I missed her so much and I was looking forward to catching up on her exciting stories!

"I'm not ashamed to date bivalves - whatever my parents might think!" Daniel said to himself as he dined opposite his latest squeeze: a coquettish little clam who fluttered her