Cynthia heard a soft rasping at the door and hesitantly she opened it. There it was, staring at her with dark blank eyes the

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It was the weekend I was standing naked on the balcony and saw that UFO. Ofcourse noone would have believed me, but then there was that article in the paper. Others saw it too.

I got to go paylaking this weekend

Our eyes met for a moment. I looked away. We were meant for each other but she made me so nervous that I sometimes felt sick. "Your shoe's untied," she looked at my name tag, "Bob"

Somewhere in Australia a fish crossed with a toad is playing a game. He is not sure he is playing it right and his contributions are nonsensical, and not always sensible.

The Dog Master knows all and sees all. The Dog Master never forgets a good belly rub, but never forgives the Old Ones for taking it to the vet. Legends tell of a battle so fierce

Kenny's deep, dark secret was that he liked to write fanfiction.

It was a dark and stormy night when Trumpet, the head rooster on the Shadow Ranch noticed something skulking in the shadows near the hen house.

Hello welcome to Wargames Tundra! Can I interest you in some 20-sided polyhedrals? A new line of Warhammer 3000 Space Marines arrived this morning! Wait! Magic Cards?

What malady is this? What encramuria, what galabromancia, what fettuxionic meurblograkh?

as a rooster in the turreted tower of the bouncy castle. He cockadoodle-dooed militantly. I heard clucking behind the great mound of chicken sh!t. It toppled towards us ominously

She was scared, worried, and terrified that someone would sit on the doll collection that her anscetors had given her. Her mother in law hadn't cared and always called Sam paranoi

Splupharbulousness.

My career really began back when I was in Space Cadets. Sure, most of the hard work came later - it involved washing the hulls of space freighters and checking fuel lines.

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"Told her lightsaber's upside down, ain't my fault the idiot burned her face off...." Darth Anthony murmured as the recruit writhed on the ground. First day at Camp Darkside wasn't

Every couplet in a different target language in repeating pattern dependant on target field. EXAMPLE: Target Field=8 Divided by Spa, Fre, Ger, Ita, etc. message X 8 =| new machin

Paul locks his front door and heads to his 1998 rusted toyota camry when suddenly the civil defense siren began to sound. paul pausing with a confused look on his face looks up

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