Her name was Donna, and because of that they called her Bella and the band was The Bella Donna Destiny. If they had a style, it was

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Stan lost it this time. He'd been tutoring this nimrod for weeks without a breakthrough and now he was done. Stan gestured wildly and cursed at his pupil. That's when Candy started

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Keyboard Keith sat on the steps outside the studio. He told the producer he was not going to leave, he was going to play loud organ music until he was finally let in. He had casio

"I'm sorry, sir, but all of you need to die except one." Jack was shocked. "Look, it's great that cheap nanoreps let you visit all your global friends, but Earth is overheating and

Someone once told him he looked like Haggar and one day he looked into a window at Bloomingdale's and he saw himself- he really saw himself apparently for the first time...

"Hey guys, I'm gonna fly!" Said that one guy at work

The three weird brothers gathered at the first tee. Jasper, as was his wont, picked up the golfball with his mind and gave it a good toss. Brougham

Elemental. A being of steam and fire. That was what I was, what I had become. I had once been a wizard, a man of logic and skill. Now a sweltering creature of hell and instinct

My father had left to me a silver belt buckle with the symbol of π on it. When the Unity Government started isssuing posters and billboards with just π on them i realized

once there was a cat

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Mr. Odwalla was tolgerlatting his hasbiggi's new plofu-molber, when a policeman drove by and stopped his car in suprise. "Is that a real plofu-molber?!" he asked in wonder.

Nothing spoils fun like finding out it builds character.

As I sit in the drive thru waiting for that frothy choco-shake that I cannot get out of my mind, I wonder about those silver little BB hard candies that you can put on top of cupca

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