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I couldn't concentrate at all after I noticed her there in the waiting room casually flipping through a Playboy. My car had been ready for 45 minutes but I thought I'd stick around

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The clock's intention's were pure. He had merely accelerated his hands as a kind of gear workout. But in doing so, he inadvertently fast-forwarded everyone's lives. Luckily, TiVo

So he looked across the room like he had somewhere to go. He had to commit to a destination. An important destination. It was the only way to avoid talking to his friend.

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Trenia walked into the studio with an open mind and wounded heart. She was seeking solace in art and peace in creativity. Oh, the couple of martinis she'd indulged in didn't hurt

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