Nuggets. Nuggity nug nug nuggets. Mmm mmm, yes sir.

She hat a law exam test in forty-eight hours, so she grabbed all the Ridlin she could crush up and

You have been given the task of bringing forth the apocalypse, and it can be done in 10 easy steps. Step 1 of 10 - Hack your local governments communications network.

I couldn't believe it had happened to me.

Think about being alone with a horny retarded teenager that can swim 60 MPH. That's what it's like being a dolphin trainer.

He went into the kitchen and got out all the fixings for the monster sandwich he called "Life". A baguette, a virginia smoked ham, pickles, beer nuts, left over grilled asparagus,

Once on the road, I slammed the breaks, flicked the stick into drive and punched the gas. The tiny glowing gas pump lit up brightly, flooding my speedometer with orange light.

"In visual range Captain," said

The forest was dense,of a deep shade of green.The light could barely pass through the tree tops.A savage tribe,untouched by civilisation prepared for the fight.Lean bodies painted

U.S.-Pakistan relations reached the nadir of absurdity this week when it was revealed that 5000 American ex-pats in Pakistan were in the streets protesting the American TV show

It was so wierd. The holiday had turned crazy, all because of the tentacles that I had found lying on the beach that cold, magical morning. They had been picked up and dragged to

When I started hitting up. My life changed completely. Maybe for the better. Definitely for the worse. I couldn't stop. I still can't stop. And now my girlfriend's involved...

I was surrounded. There were thousands of the monsters. Defeating them was inconcievable. Nevertheless, I drew my epic sword of destiny and prepared for their assualt. As they ran

"Get Bob here." Lord Drak looked down at his army of minions and sighed. Who in R&D thought it was a good idea to give ninjas jet packs? Stealth and rocket power just didn't mix.

Although almost in their 70's, The Rolling Stones remain one of the most loved Rock n Roll bands. The secret of their longevity is tied to the fact

"You ate the stopper". "Bob's out collecting watermelons". His mind was filled with punchlines to dirty jokes he couldn't remember so he tried to recover the jokes with a hypnotist

Future, not far from present day. A group of a young religious cult began to act with a radical idea of a Human Life form Cycle with cloning and terra-biotic. They called Reliquan!

Some say she was crazy, but I just thought she was different from everyone else in our school.

"Mom, no!" But she breezed right past the "Do Not Enter" sign I'd gotten for my 15th birthday and hung on my bedroom door this morning. She barged in just as I was

He was bent and twisted like a wasp stuck in the fly screen. It was from years of refilling the Slurpee machine. At the peak of his career he'd