Be careful what you wish for, for instance; don’t fold souls into inanimate objects of papery wrath.

"Take it." I looked down at the old man and smiled. "Thank you." I said. He walked away leaving me standing there on the street corner holding a dead gerbil. I began to regret

So the undertaker was tired. So tired that he was going a bid flaky. He started feigning accents, even with his friends. M'lady need anythin?

I'd never felt true fear until that night. And I'd never truly experienced the thoughts of dread that I had then since. I'm still hazy on what happened, but here's what I remember.

I believed before anyone even told me that there was Someone or something to believe in. I knew it in the deepest of my being, as if I had come from the spiritual realm myself.

The end.

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Starship NX5-231 was conveying her human research crew through the Tergulian Sector when she detected the faint strains of Joteo Prang's cover of "Starfaring Stranger" on channel

I was in my room when i saw a spider and it bit me. I turned into spiderwoman and got green goblin and then i was on my way home when another spiderwoman came up and it was on, so

Every strum seemed to have an effect on the nature of our existence, our outlooks, and our world. We hit a C chord, sending pulsations though the foliage, vibrating in our souls.

That morning when I got to my first period class. Things were different. Everyone stared at me. They all knew the terrible thing I had done.

I began to sob, he was being so mean to me. I've been there since the beginning and he's just throwing it all away, like I did something horrible enough to deserve it all.

"Give me an H" (Crowd: "H!") "Give me a P" (Crowd: "P") Give me an "S" (Crowd: "S") What's that spell? (Crowd: "HhhhPpppSsss!")

Can you do me a favor and just hold on to these two sticks? Thanks. If you need me, I'll be behind the ballistic glass. Just wait for my signal.

"Oh man, I don't know what was in that eggnog, but BOY DO I FEEL FINE! HEY YOU! WANNA PIECE OF THIS? YEAH!! WAZZAAAAA, HAHAHA WHOOOOO!" I didn't see the cop approaching

I have a great idea for a business for anyone who is unemployed. I call it "The Erotic Soup Company" and all you need is a hotplate, a pot, water, a spoon, and a street corner.

i was walking in them jungle and suddenly, i saw a slime like water dripping on my hands, when i look up,i was shock to see a hive, and inside of the hive there,was many movement

Hello Foldingstory reader! I m a Prince who one the lotterie at my home country in Nigeria! Howevr, do two my prestiege I m not abel too get my winnings out of country. You! may be

Gigantic purple orbs crossed my vision, glistening opalescent fizzywigs buzzing morosely until the scent of refried beans recentered my attention on the very orange plate of tacos.

He fell in love with her the moment she flicked her tongue out to capture the tiny bit of marshmallow clinging to the tip of his nose. "S'more?" she giggled. In the firelight, she