Ginger or Maryanne? Laverne or Shirley? Wilma or Betty? Jeannie or Samantha? Betty or Veronica? Chrissie or Janet? Jennifer or Bailey? Diane or Rebecca?

The night grew dark under the star. Ashley Joghson was a Books tore Owner. On this night was different. The sounds of the bugs creeked louder then ever before. The trees were

Today Bucky decided he didn't want to be a sidekick he wanted to be a villain. First he decided to get rid of Captain America. "Hi Bucky." Cap said.Then Bucky

Beth, a paranoid privacy freak, thought the CIA, FBI & Chinese Government monitored her computer because of searches she did before writing a Folding Story fold, like "best way

I got__________

There I was... there I was.... there I was... in the CONGO!

Jack, the official hospital clown, was glad to have a job after graduating the School of Clownomics. His father said, "Now you can pay rent and student loans, no more sponging."

An astronaut, a cosmonaut, & a taikonaut are sitting in a capsule orbiting Earth. The astronaut says,"We're passing over the USA. Land of the free. Home of the brave." 10 min later

The hairdresser stopped in mid-snip & gasped, staring at the back of my head. She gestured wildly to the stylist in the next booth. "Come here, QUICK! You gotta see this!" she said

"Stop the whirliness!"

Mickey Charleston washed his greens in the tap water, as never he could before. He wanted his knees to smell like peanut butter, but that would have been too posh for the likes of

Calvin was working the corner. Hobbes was on look out. Omar sat in a car, watching. Marlow rolled up in a Caddy.

She told me her name was Luca and that she lived on the second floor. Her story was so heartbreaking that I knew it could make me rich some how. So I stole it and put it in

It still bothers me that my own mother didn't care that I was cutting myself, yet my science teacher did.

Stay tuned for another episode of ... When Penguins Turn.

The girls all lined up in the schoolyard. They had one jump rope and were ready to battle.

Today we are entering in the third round of the SIAC basketball tournament. I will not be playing due to my neck injury last week. I have been starting since the

"Father, I have smashed pumpkins that were not mine to smash."

My coffee was ex-scrumptious. My lips were ex-vibrant and my feet were ex-grounded. My time was fleeting as I was just existing inside of it like. I felt like a whittled prisoner

After forty hours on my feet, lying down made my brain geyser out of my ear and leave a pink stain as it cascaded down the bedroom wall. I was flying at a 35 degree angle through