If you go to Wanapee

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful but horny princess.

I pass four cinder-packed used-car lots; a shabby concrete garage, the dead earth in front of it littered with rusting car parts and old tires

The soundscapes muzak belied Babs' inner turmoil. She could feel the sweat pool under her breasts as she solemnly regarded her coffee grounds. Hands shaking, Babs picked up her

"Poop!" Yelled the Vicar as he looked at the little prince's bum. In the square below, groans and cheers were heard as money changed hands. The royal bookies had 20 to 1 odds on

"Hihihihihihihi" said the spammer, still developing into a fully grown foetus. The scientists were shocked though, was it trying to communicate something? Something other than "hi"

I looked inside the box and found my long lost cranberries. Feeling better now, I tied a yellow ribbon round Telly's head and laughed until the last fandango was distributed.

You know the kinda alien that cryogenically freezes known criminals, dumps them into the volcanoes of a prehistoric planet, then nukes them into ghosts? Hi. My name is Xenu.

Toner Pirates, they are the worst! More evil than CapnKid &LongJohnSilvers combined! How I was supposed to know it was all a scam? They sounded so legit, that is until 30 gallons

A serene fog cuddled Oldblock Manor in the heat of a summer's day, cocooning it gently. A large dog lay on the lawn, snoring in harmony with the breeze that was fluttering across

It was Fustbusters best idea yet . He'd had countless great ideas he couldn't remember. His subcranial prospector would change that. He inserted the jerryrigged electric toothbrush

"Chah dude." said the surfer. His body glistened with sea water and he had that stupid look on his face. "That chick looks hot bruh." said the surfer to his friend. "Totally dude."

Lucy Goosey lived on the far side of town, where she made a modest living selling sundries and whatnots. One day a large white truck pulled up in front of her shop and two guys in

This is my story and I'm sticking to it

I knocked. Knock tap tap tap knock. "Password?" I said "Up yours." The door opened and I stepped into the safehouse. A DEA agent was dead in the corner. 15 kilos of coke were piled

Do you remember our first fight? the first time I felt like nothing, like an empty box. We were going to the Enghelab Sq. or the theater. The argument began from the bridge and it

Her cromulence was matched only by his fecklessness. His spats matched her duvet cover. The neighbors' vehement objection to their wedding marked the start of a series of

Hippos stormed the castle.

Squawkers looked upset and sighed "I think hell just froze over, because the unimaginable just happened. It must be the end of the world. Nannerpuss no longer likes Pancakes."

When camping in the great outdoors it is advisable to ensure you pack enough gear to spot UFOs. If you live outside of America these rules do not apply as UFOs only abduct