"Yo dawg, what's crackin'?" Asked Brother Joe to Father Ted. "I was just admiring the great work of Our Lord, brother, isn't it great and miraculous? Isn't it proof that He loves

Five inches. That was the sad part. It was just five inches short, but it could never be fixed.

When the accidental arrangement meant that Cape's fingertips would have to be severed, he considered his options, as he always had whenever he was forced into a situation like this

Input GGGG... Output GGGG... Input: AAAA.... Output: KKKK... Input: CCCC... Output: PPPP... Input TTTT... Output FFFF... Hmm... What if we put in GAGA?

As the great beast rose above a shattered Tokyo, it's nostrils flaring in triumph, a giant spaceship landed in front of it, and out of that spaceship came a giant robot made of

Running toward me was the most adorable Labrador i had ever seen.

My sleek catman friend Joel could fly without apparatus, but he enjoyed tooling around in a clunky antigrav car from the forties that probably had unhealthy fields, just because

A dark shadow watched Wolverina Puckeridge saunter down an alleyway in her iron heals and patented Stoatbag. Crime had plummeted in Gotham since she opened the Stoat academy

He was jobless and he hadn't eaten for two days. He found this shiny coin on the road but he decided not to use it and to keep it instead, for good luck. He went back home and

Tranquillityite, while common on the moon is rare on Earth. Hence the lunar powers of

His virtual rendering iShoes were out of wack. What he thought was a Neon Matrix of wonder turned out to be rows gray warehouses, all exactly alike. He went to the cyber cobbler.

Many ignorant, uninformed people think that the Earth is round, and that it orbits the sun. They are, of course, very wrong. The Earth is in fact

The dog came over and smelled the cupcakes. Something was wrong. The owner was sheepishly grinning at the mail man, what had they

Galaxies bloomed like flowers on dark matter stalks, but little did their tiny denizens know of the strange cultures that thrived along the hidden transit corridors. Tourists

It took three well-placed shots in the forehead before the creature fell to the ground. There it writhed, twisting and turning, before finally going dormant.

Dump wrasslin'. Who wants ta watch nekkid sweaty men grabbin' their thongs? An' what's this. Discus throw? That's s'posed ta be oh-riginal recipe Olympic sport? It's a Frisbee for

Dave ate a burrito and thought of the good old days.

Dear Diary: Dad's dead, & all I got was his ring. Duncan's dead too - oh, and Gurney too. Mom and I are being chased by giant worms. My eyes are turning blue (cool) but I keep

That's when Marmaduke realized he liked the taste of human flesh. How could he hide the half-eaten child so the family he lived with didn't discover it?

Once upon a time in a land not very far away, there lived a boy.