It's CPA's that I hate. They all act like they went to some tough graduate school and are like doctors, and they are all idiots. All of them. That's why they put those stupid

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There once was a boy who wanted a friend. He wasn't sure how to go about asking someone to be his friend.

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"WHERE'S MY MONEY?".

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Good morning gentlemen, as you all probably know we are gathered here today to pay our respects to our dear leader, James Jameson McJames III, who sadly passed away due to his

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When Belgium was created in 1830, no-one realised that there would never be any famous Belgians.

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Six years had passed since Benjamin's death. For years in a quiet obsession, Sarah tracked her fiance's killer. Now, finally, across the ballroom floor stood that very lizard man.

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"I am the Light and the Life" said the chipmunk.

Looking back, I'm confident that the entire situation could have been averted if not for the simple phrase "What can I do you for?"