In the far corner of the boxing ring stood the defending heavyweight champion, Oprah. Her entourage of overweight middle aged woman chanted her name and jeered at the challenger

We are born to die, and we die to live, so what's the point in living life if it just contradicts?

"Think 'Julie & Julia', but with serial killers instead of bloggers and chefs. It's called 'Hannibal & Hannibal' - Hannibal Lecter reflects upon his kills, while the audience is

The little girl with the helium balloon was excited to let her go of it with a message attached. She never expected the helium balloon to come to life

Hi. My name is tucker. I'm

...I lied to my doctor. Yet again. This time I didn't even need to.

"...and if you are one of the first 50 callers today, we'll double your order at no additional cost!" I called immediately. I had to have the Tiddy Bear in every color!

Bylo, nebylo, v jednom království žila zlá vláda a zlý parlament. Lidé v té vládě vždy slíbili, že udělají vše, aby se běžným lidem žilo lépe.

The world was stunned to learn that, contrary to conventional wisdom, the majority of vegetables were sentient, intelligent creatures, and that, in fact, vegetarians were

The day began like any other -the birds were singing, a gentle breeze was blowing- and yet, George could not help but feel a barely perceptible sense of foreboding, as if he knew

I had the name for a bit but then it changed all of the sudden when the woman walked through the door.

Dave got to his feet swaying slightly. "I hope that everyone associated with this travesty shites a Christmas tree," he proclaimed

I think I've gone truly insane. I've given all of my imaginary friends FaceBook profiles, and update them regularly.

One dark night, I took a walk to the grocery store.

He'd never gone for low hanging fruit like the rest of the Dusters. Elitism. Strict and impeccable. He'd commanded T7's in the wake of Event Horizons harvesting Nardox Radiat

The spooky girl sat next to me on the train. I pretended to do a cryptic crossword. She whispered "Ever think that darkness is not the absence of light but a physical force?"

That really pissed him off, with moves like a cat, George Foreman jumped to his feet, grabbed the closest Swiffer Duster and proceeded to

"What we have here, gentlemen, is a failure of wit." The airport brainscans showed massive cerebral erosion with activity in the brainstem only. "So why is he still at large?"

"Why do you love me?" "Because you're beautiful." "Anything else?" "No."

Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl named allison.