Am I the only one around here who doesn't want to watch the video about it but just wants to read the instructions? IT'S 7 MINUTES LONG. I'ts buffering, I'm yelling. I JUST WANT TO

Meanwhile, down at the yarn shop ... "Dang Mildred, did you see the caboose on that delivery guy?" "Haha yeah! He must work out!" *High-five* "Hey pass me a skein of the red angora

"Tea, Earl Grey, hot" Something whirred and clicked within the replicator and a fate scent of elderberries filled the room. A bowl of plomeek soup appeared, the ten raktajinos in

My god, I didn't think it was real!

Mother Nature was restless. She blew around the house, uneasy, wondering how Father Time was doing with their daughter at their first ever Father-Daughter dance.

"To get you kids excited about healthy food, we've made Fruit & Veggie trading cards." The teacher handed every student a pack. "I got a holographic apple," said Joe. He traded for

At the time it seemed like a great idea. Walt''s bachelor party would be Where's Wally themed. We dressed him up in the trademark red striped shirt and cap and told him to hide in

The nurse opened the note it said, "Don't tell the surgeon but he's operating on a werewolf."

I remember, a few years back, before all this drama, a certain family picnic. It was before Dad was the most wanted criminal alive, Mom was on the run for safety, and I, inocent me

Before her arrival, the house became full of odd devices. The washing machine decorated mom's room. A hole was made in the wall, so that the pipe would get into the bathroom.

He shouldn't have gone outside ... The crickets! The crickets were so loud he couldn't think or see! But the towering Cricket Master Chi Chi Rico beckoned him to the town square,

My Little Peny rode on to the screen, the spin-off show to My Little Pony. Various pens spoke to each other in clad costumes and Princess Penestia warded off the evil pencils

A soft cheek stroke followed by sharp fingernail gouge to the inner nose. The nighttime screaming. The daytime crying. The defecation. Always the defecation.

The tall one had on a black on black suit. I recognized him from Dispatch. But the shorter one with the bow tie was eyeballing me in a way I didn't cotton to. He said he wanted me

"WHY ARE THERE KITTENS IN MY BATHROOM?!?"

It was silent in the room except for my occasional grunting, I was really working up a sweat, pushing it to the limit. I was almost there so close.. Until the door suddenly opened!

We Are One you and I, we are like the earth and sky, one family under

Since entering prison, the Menendez brothers have married, even though California does not allow conjugal visits for those convicted of murder or for those serving life sentences.

It wish to convey the results of my experiments in this diary. The potion was a complete success with some possible side-effexs. The deteriashun ov smarts is uh dum-di-dum. Weeeee!

"A platypus in a fedora. Right here on the floora. Where's Dora? Have the Senora clean up this plethora of