Do you ever read something you have written and wondered, "When did I write this?" and "Who is Susan?" and "What is the statute of limitations in this state?"

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Dora the Explorer hated children. It was the network's big secret. She lived in a retirement community that disallowed kids. She herself was 98, but due to Gary Coleman disease

Erase una vez una casa en lo alto del monte, recubierta de niebla y en su interior había espíritus y fantasmas que a los que compraban la casa les hacían la vida imposible.........

Mr. Bojangles, a lovely man at times, enjoyed decapitating dead cats a randomly throwing the heads in kiddie ball pits throughout various children's amusement facilities. One day

I was working late one night at work, when I went to the bathroom I found a stinky man taking a dump with the cubicle door open.

I woke up this morning filled with regret. "If only I hadn't

"GEORGE! George... Look at this. See, I crumple this piece of paper and toss at the waste basket. and see? it just disappears! in mid-air! Look, ham sandwich. Toss. Poof. Gone."

That bastard, Kayla thought, as she sped down the aisles in her scooter. Didn't he realize that the integrity of Swedish espionage was as stake? Of course not, how could he, but

A farmer and his wife couldn't have a child so they prayed to the demon Butaljo to help them. When the wife gave birth, Butaljo said I granted your wish, but when she grows up

Once upon a time, there was a man named Gregor Mendel.

She gave me that stare. The one where she knows that she's in control. The one where I become completely vulnerable. The one where I give up on protesting. She'll get it anyway.

'How did this happen... I got myself into this mess, though, now I just need to get out.' I thought to myself, looking down at the chocolaty mess covering my new dress.

The ground trembled as the tree struck the leaf-mould covered ground. The tarmac beneath split exposing white tree shoots deprived of life. I lept to the floor and struggled up...

Jacques Harigato lowered himself silently into the vault. His shoulder hairs detected no untoward vibrations, no wayward vibrations, but also no good vibrations. His back hair

I collect stamps only depicting tropical birds with profiles turned to the left. They have to be first-day proofs untouched by human hands. ...and you?

Anabelle petted the soft mane of the unicorn that stood before her. She hadn't seen it ever since she was a child, but it had returned. Though for what reason, she wasn't sure.

"You talk to much and you never shut up".. "You talk to much and you never shut up". People started giving him the eye in the bus. He fished for his phone. Why was his wife calling

It was just one of those days where I knew I woke up on the side of the bed, but couldn't help myself when I felt the anger coming. Shrley was asking for it when she

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