Then she tasted Gengrich's hair. Vanilla Icing. His head really was a giant Cupcake.

I'M BATMAN! or I thought I was. My butler keeps telling me I am this Bruce guy and that I should unlock the broom closet and take my meds. My thoughts are a bit...I'M BATMAN!

A shark is a large fish, and does not move hydrologically in the same way that say, an inflatable child's toy does, but I wasn't in the frame of mind to tell the difference when

"Stress can cause sleepwalking, which is exercise, so stress is good for you. Looks like someone just solved health." Anna had a quill-wielding scribe record her every word. Genius

Herbert was relaxing on the patio on a warm July evening, enjoying his gin & tonic, when suddenly the stones beneath him gave way and he found himself plunging, still in his chair

I put on my teeth and sharpened my glasses and looked at the long potato. It was really long. I figured there must be competitions for this kind of thing so I

"Get back in the gorilla suit," I directed. I could already smell the Oscar. "Action!" Gorilla: My darling, at long last, I've returned. But I have strict orders to eliminate

He was a radiant natural for quantum shamanistics, sans drugs, sans patches, sans nanites - but his inner music was too beneficial, so they put him down. He gasped, "The tide rises

Steven's mother stroked his hair and sang his favourite lulllaby until he fell asleep. Then the sandman came, and Steven

I was walking with heads down, at the side of the road, walking in the middle of no where. I was thirsty, my tongue was dried like the desert

I cant even begin to explain how it made me feel. So much chock, so much intensity. My eyes could not believe what they were seeing. New Teen Wolf Blew my mind!

"No cameras. No reporters. Just you and me and a cheese-stuffed crust pizza." Trump smiled at her. Sarah giggled and pushed her glasses back. Her hand

The day started the same as many. Up at 6am, empty the dishwasher, make a triple Americano and a latte then get the bigger boy out the door - forcing him to at least eat something.

Fold this, scumbag!

I always drink the finest Dom Perignon champagne out of former Nutella jars. It keeps me grounded. It reminds me of who I am and where I came from. It reminds me of not having

The only way that stunt could have been more awesome is if, when he passed over it, the bike-ramp had exploded into the entire contestant line-up from the 2010 Miss Universe.

Today was the day Hello Kitty took over the world.

tardy lady, time left is but a shorty. move quickly, 'coz lazy bathing won't make you an early darling. :P

Locked? Haunted houses weren't supposed to be locked. I banged on the door. "Hello in there! Any ghosts? Me and my girl are looking for a fright." No response. I roundhouse kicked

"So you wanna?" She pursed her smooth lips and placed her hand behind my neck drawing me closer. I could feel the tips of fingers and smell the foulness of her breath.