Poop-deck Pappy swayed back & forth in concert with the rising waves. It was right before the storm. These were the moments he cherished...and feared. The story began then...

I was on my way to school when i noticed that i had forgotten what i needed. I started walking back home and i saw something in the woods. i went to investigate it and saw that it

Cétait l'homme de l'annee, la medaille lui fut remise en grande pompe. Dans son discour il ne prit le temps de ne remercier personne.

Nobody ever asked how the sidekick felt. It was always 'build this' and 'research that' and then boom, bang ant huzzah - the hero got all the credit. Well, Bob would change that.

Picard: The duty of every Starfleet officer is to the

To begin with there didn't seem to be anything happening. It was quiet. It was dark. It was still. When it did happen, it wasn't sudden, but a slow building of noise and movement

What is the meaning of life? Is it death? or glory? Or even better,

If you're reading this, there's still time. Just the fact that you haven't yet lost your sight means that they won't reach you for a few more minutes. You have time to prepare

"Ok son, there's a couple things we need to talk about. First, there's the majora, then don't forget the minora. Also, the party's not over until everyone gets their cookies. Quest

Don't piss on my back and tell me it is raining. I'd rather know if it is piss or not. I don't want the doubt. If your balls aren't big enough to keep me down though, your ass is

When the wind howls through the sycamore on a moonless night, and the lonely travelers huddle around the guttering flames of their campfires for warmth, they say you can hear

My sister woke me up this morning and said that we were going to the mall so I got and went in my closet to pick out an outfit when I saw

"What's your Wind-to-Stank ratio?" ""scuse, me?" "When you float an air biscuit, how many times does it stink?" "100% of the time." [pause] "Bullsh*t."

After a long day at work, Mike needed to relax. He went

It was still dark but she knew she had to get home. Her feet pounded on the pavement. This jog felt longer than others. Perhaps it was because of the dog

Have you seen that new guy in Accounting? The one that looks like a real jerkoff? I mean, he looks like the kind of guy that'd

Sam was covered in cheedo dust.

First thing I would do if all of America's financial system broke down or defaulted I would...

The Sisters Snope collected folk sayings for cultural research like the Brother's Grimm. For example 'Beans beans good for the heart, the more you eat, the more you fart, the more

Eating only lentils for six years is actually pretty good for the guts, or so my doctor told me when I was finally released from observation. It was the protein sauce that had swol