"No, you can't", replied Papa Smurf angrily to the question "Is it ok if I

What would Jabba the Hutt look like snowboarding the halfpipe?

He was going to kill two birds with one Stone. Sharon Stone.

Have you ever twitched just as you're falling asleep? That's Them. Trying to get in. If you're strong you'll wake up a little and They go away. But if you're weak They enter and

"This is noplace!" It was true, it was a boring, uninteresting place to be. "This is no place man, let's get out of here before someone sees us!"

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J Peterman was in his element. I had no idea what I was getting myself into when I agreed to accompany him on his "business" trip to Bangkok. It was 10 am. I sipped the Singha foam

She sighed. How could she tell her father of what she had done. I stared at her and wondered what she was going to do. Emily stared back at me and didn't look too happy. We had it.

"the worst thing about the pizza so far was the burned toppings", he thought as he paced the supermarkets isles absentmindedly chewing. I wish i had a poloroid camera to catalog

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Three years into my birth. I'm still trying to figure out what the devil

Sirens went off in the entrance room. Lights on the wall, flashed brightly. People stood up and ran to and fro, with panic, but also with agility - preparing for action.

It was rainy and all the children were sleepy. Except for one

Shorty wasn't usually good for much other than odds at the track or a pull off a flask. But Shorty wasn't coming from the track, he was coming from Guantanamo. And he'd brought

I am so mind-numbingly bored. Someone entertain me.

"What IS the meaning of life?" the little boy asked to his granny, "Oh my, you always ask rather strange and difficult questions young man, you ought to think about school instead"

"What is wrong with Putin?" thought Father Tikhon of Zadonsk. "Should I send him an egg for the New Year? Yes, all things considered, perhaps I should." And so it was that

Prof. Ivey's widow received his mortal remains six months later. As the young officer who had brought them rode away, Miss Prunella noticed the box only contained a seal envelope.

I never understood why chocolatiers mix chocolate with chilies, Is it that they're both from the Americas? The alliteration? Or just an evil plot to ruin two perfect ingredients?