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Her violet dress and the violets on the corsage Fred had given her matched perfectly.Fran was so happy she was going to Prom with the most handsome and charming guy in the school

Nobody beats the Wiz. Except pehaps the Wiz. He was on a losing steak and just couldn't shake it. Hiis last attempt was to "go back to basics". Instead of turning her into a frog,

With consummate ease he put the lime in the coconut. Across the room, his rival had just succeeded in putting the bomp in the bomp-bah-bomp-bah-shomp. Meanwhile, in Rio, the

"John!", "John!". "Get over here this instant!" "NO!"

I was in my room when i saw a spider and it bit me. I turned into spiderwoman and got green goblin and then i was on my way home when another spiderwoman came up and it was on, so

Marvin was surrounded by a sea of reporters. "Please Mr. Matador, tell us what was the inspiration for your new song? Come to me was moving to us all." "Well there was a sandwich I

There are many monsters that wander this world of ours. The most common is the Troll. The Troll is a strange speciman. It acts for strange reasons. One time during an experiment it

This here's a pretty common tale. Probably not as sexy as some of the other stories you've been reading. But there's a twist or two I think you'll like. It all started when I cru

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As I watched the clothes in the dryer tumble, I realized they weren't my clothes. I opened the door to investigate and fell in.

Once there was a boy who had really spiky hair. This wasn't any regular type of spiky hair. He didn't use any gel. They were actually porcupine spikes, but he wasn't born that way.

The creature unfurled it's tentacles towards the remaining crew members and bloated forth a hissing so painful that one of the men fell to hia knees and shed a single tear before

I opened my eyes, dazed. My head pounded. A cop was looking at me, clearly annoyed. "Sir? License and registration. Now." I had no idea who or where I was. I opened the glove box

"Ave Maria,cheia de graça.O Senhor é convosco."Amélia was praying the Holly Mary at a little chapel in Lisboa.Her knees hurt.Her mouth was dry.She missed her son,and asked for a

I put my fingers in there, then I realized that I had done so and withdrew my fingers from that place -- only to find them completely chewed off.

I know I'm just a robot, a metal man. But I love you. I love you more than your parents ever will. Could you please

I was sitting outside when a little green man started yelling, "Help!" I approached him and said, "With what?" he motioned to his spaceship and I went in. Our ship teleported to

"Man, I tell you da true fuckin' story, dawg." Jar^2 sat back and sipped another coif of Claret. "My original script had me like Han Solo. Fuckin' bustin' heads, usin' bitches,

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