Of course it was B.S. This guy was a classic charlatan. "I just sign here & all my ailments go away? What's the catch?" "No catch. All your problems will go to someone you don't ev

There was a little boy, standing besides the street in his red trousers. He was collecting something from the floor - when suddenly ...

Once upon the time there were twelve little unicorns and none of them had any idea of how to go about operating their new dvd player. Twiddlemuff, the unicorn with thumbs, took the

Then the cabbie said, "Listen fuck-face, I don-" and then he saw. It was Johnny Depp. The cabbie took off his hat and said, "What was it like to fuck Wynona, Mr. Depp?"

Cats seemed to be the most adaptable to dialogs with the Robot AI overlords.

All I want for Christmas is his two front teeth cause the bastard stole my girl again. She said she really loved so I took her back again. Now he's gone and stole her again

Love is the purest thing in the world but

Terrence looked pale and emaciated as habitués of the VR do. He seemed to pity me for not joining in, but I made enough to keep myself and my cat housed, fed and healthy. My bike w

"Mom, no!" But she breezed right past the "Do Not Enter" sign I'd gotten for my 15th birthday and hung on my bedroom door this morning. She barged in just as I was

I found a strange man in my garage tonight. He was huddled in a corner by the water-heater and was sort of wobbling funny. He didn't notice me, so I slipped back out of the garag

The Elite of the FoldingStory Leaderboard convened to discuss some troubling matters. On the agenda: (1) Non-compliance with the FS Rules and (2) the passive aggressive use of

He woke up groggy and sore from mysterious rug burns in yet more mysterious places. His nakedness was covered by a carelessly tossed afghan. The only sign of life was a blinking

"To twerk. To rhythmically gyrate the lower fleshy extremities in a lascivious manner with the intent to elicit sexual arousal or laughter." 'Lower fleshy extremities' is too vague

My day was the worst, first I was hit by a giant fleshy bowling ball, right through my school and into hell, second

After untold centuries, Taco Bell finally ran out of creative ways to repackage dog food, bad queso and nachos and began to branch out into French cuisine. Le Damn Bell Sans Merci

There would be enough time for dinner at least. He'd pay cash and a modest tip and blend in with all of the other customers. She was stunning, but in ways nobody would notice at

What they had forgotten is that there can be no order without chaos, no light without darkness. For in a wasteland of beauty, there can be no solace.

He stares ahead, frozen. His heart beats at the speed of light. The gun sits in the palm of his trembling fingers. "Oh lord, what have I done?" he thought anxiously.

one day i had a water fight with some kids.....no one is a match for my kettle

How dare you enter my abode! I shall turn you into a... let's see. hmm... Advocado? Yes... Advocado! I WILL TURN YOU INTO AN ADVOCADO!