"My wife ran off with my best friend... and boy do I miss him." The audience groaned. He was gonna have to do better than that.

Why oh why had Daniel sent the form in. It was a disaster waiting to happen, he knew. As soon as the envelope fell into the post box he felt

Presently, there is a man who is hiding something special in his underwear, his filthy, filthy underwear that he hasn't taken off since the mailman delivered

"Ik ben een bannan!" "No you aren't. You are not a banana." This is the conversation I overheard at the airport and this is why I decided to learn Dutch.

Velvita, light of my life, fire of my loins

Alpha, the word for ox in ancient Phoenician, soon came to symbolize the sound of the first letter of the ox. Thus it was that the hubris and passion of the original Alpha, the ox,

I think I found a small bit part of the green fairy.

Stop it. Just.... stop it.

Ever since registering for "randomjunk.com", Kevin was receiving one random item a month for 50$. Series M-421 miniature canioptimeter read the manifest. "Now what could this be?"

The hotel door bust open as I was jumping naked on the beds throwing $10,000 in the air and rolling around in all the cash. The money I found was apart of a "What Would You Do"

The new marketing guy appeared to have missed the point of the Dove Campaign for Real Beauty when he hired 14 "Dove Bitches" to work the trade show. Show 'hos he called them.

There is one story about the Buddha that not many people know. It was the time that Buddha appeared before the three stooges on the set of The Captain Hates the Sea. Curly was

As I finished paying for my Doritos and other snacks, the smiling cashier handed me a miniature schnauzer. "Its Free Puppy Day! You get one with any purchase over twenty!"

I saw my mom with another man. The man was half her age and totally Emo. They were french kissing in the hall. It was parent-teacher night. Dad was at the lockers. This had

You know, not all folds have to be senseless with nothing remotely coherent. I wonder what would happen if the folds made sense and flowed like butter.

この世界のアニメは本物です。一人の男は、すべての確率に対して略です。この夏。それは戦うための時間です。

"One, two, three, four, five.....no....one, two, three, four..... where'd you go? Oh. One, two, three, four, five.... Where is number six, there are supposed to be six."

The Secret Authors Society (SAS) consisted of famous published authors that lurked on FoldingStory.com to get ideas, distract themselves during writer's block or

I had finally reached my goal of annihilating the tyrant of an oppressed nation. One button press was all that was left to do to end it all! But I was hesitant. I shook as I

I was sick of how smelly the monkeys were at the zoo, so I began a monkey laundering scheme. every night I would sneak in, borrow a few monkeys, take them home and launder them.