The He Man Woman Hater's Club was a gay bar on the corner of Alfala and Stymie. They made the bartenders wear Darla little bowties on Spanky night. Our Gang would always

I was only 6 when it happened. It... took over the world. My parents were helpless towards that growing menace. It's like they all had their minds drained. I was lucky to have been

"Milk, Milk, Lemonade, around the corner fudge is made! HeHeHeHeHeHe" said Peter Griffin on his wedding night, everyone in the audience was shunned.

Saliva pooled under his feet as he stared longingly at the chihuahua. She was a real beaut - bug-eyed, just the way he liked 'em, and shivering so violently that her entire body

The computer screen fade into life, a design flourish that had replaced the flickering of old. He was glad for it. The caffeineless morning made every abrupt change into an event

U.S.-Pakistan relations reached the nadir of absurdity this week when it was revealed that 5000 American ex-pats in Pakistan were in the streets protesting the American TV show

Does anyone else have a sneaking suspicion that school teachers are making students in detention participate in FoldingStory as a form of punishment? Students with behavioral

As I laid in the acupuncturists table waiting for the elderly chinese man to stick needles in my tummy for my severe constipation problem, I thought about all the times that I had

As the zombie was getting closer and I was getting even more pressed against the window on the 23rd floor of the 30 floor building I

The birds wouldn't stop flapping inside their cages. "We've been here since my great-grandfather first opened the shop" he said, with a sense of genuine pride underlying his words

Appropriate tools for appropriate problems, she thought, as she lifted the 4-foot bong from its case and set it on the Sherman Avenue sidewalk in downtown Coeur d'Alene. It had all

She was already showing clear signs of madness. My therapist, the one who had decided to get rich while "helping" me began to devour her own consciousness... and It was I who

A matter of degrees is how I characterized the whole affair. At the end of the day there was a point tally to determine which of the men was allowed to bathe the zombie women, & fo

So then the squishy man in the suit said, "The Great Communicator." They were astonished. "But he was an idiot." "There's footage of him admitting to illegal activity." Then the

she straddled me up and rode me till the cows came home

She wrote a silly four line poem. It went like this: 'Animals are fine, Behind the lines, Of another country, But please not near me ....ever.

Quetzalcoatl, Czernobog and a sentient hamster named Myrtle walked into a bar on Tenerife. Quetzalcoatl ordered a Sex on the Beach, Czernobog a Jack and Coke, and Myrtle

I

Never yell "FIRE!" in a crowded dungeon until after all cats with broken legs have been safely evacuated. (Considerate patrons will insist upon the prior evacuation of all cats.)

A woman with an amusingly long name answered the phone. I didn't quite catch it, so she repeated her name slowly. Five minutes later she asked me tersely: