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There were scorch marks on the tungsten steel vault doors and the shark pool leaked. But with a little bit of elbow grease, I could flip this hollowed-out volacano.

It was too bad Rollo found out he had the blood of English Kings when he was homeless & eating out of dumpsters. He found a prepaid DNA ancestry kit in the trash, spit into it and

Carles: Ten years ago a woman was murdered by a russian drag queen called Katya. Yesterday Katya was visited by the son of the murdered woman, his name was Paul.

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I couldn't believe it had happened to me.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned," she said. But the priest reacted unusually. "Oh, good Lord, Marie, you confessed three hours ago. What could you have done in that time?

Nobody expected the superhero vigilante to be a middle aged overweight housewife but Moira the Incredible was determined to rid the city of sexual predators and serial killers.

Tony checked the fridge. There was plenty of beer and soda. The rave lights set up around the room and deejay stand were at perfect spots. He couldn't wait for the party to start.

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Ice creaming comes across the sky