The gods had been sleeping when Delores got the job at Bean, Bean & Krump.

Knock knock!

When it rained, it reminded him of his childhood. The boat. Being chubby. Basically, misery.

Siam's gonna be the witness to the ultimate test of cerebral fitness.

STEVE'S CAR BROKE DOWN,a note on top of Gail's desk let her know,so she prepared herself to face the subway.Since she had no money for a cab,she had to.Claustrophobia was bitch!As

Once upon a time...isn't it cute?Has anyone tried that before?No,but seriously:there was a princess,a witch,a black man and a yellow lab...GO NUTS!

The people who come for answers from the cards must be treated gently. They are usually looking for a way out. I don't stack the deck, I don't make false shuffles, but still

Danny flipped on the siren and lights and pulled onto the road. He recognized Jack's car and knew that Jack had to be stopped at all costs. Two days ago

Buy Oxiclean for 29.95 (plus tax) and save -29.95 (plus inheritance)! Go to your local Super Market to buy Oxiclean!

An unsubstantiated rumor on the origins of the name 'Titicaca' formed the basis for the notoriety of a little hole-in-the-wall bar on the outskirts of Mocomoco the locals called

After what seems like century sitting in the car we finally pull up to a

Salt Lake City, the city that knows no sleep. Where coffee and aspirin are the drug of choice and where you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a Mormon. This was my beat.

This is an absolutely true story: When I was out walking my dog this morning, I noticed a trail of gummy bears. There they were,every 3 feet or so, leading into the forest. I follo

"What do you want this time?" asked God. The Devil, hat in hand said, "Look, I'm sorry. I apologize for being prideful and I have learned my lesson." God opened his arms and

Slowly Margaret lowered herself down on to the dining hall chair. She hoped they'd have chocolate pudding today - she really enjoyed smearing it all over her face and flinging it

Women screamed in terror and ran for their lives. Children cried everywhere. Men fought to protect their families from the armies of comic book nerds rampaging through the streets.

Calling THIS smog would be an understatement. You could cut this thing with a knife and put it on bread. "How do you navigate through this without a horn?"

once upon a time, there was a sponge who lived in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbant and yellow and pourous was he! he had a bestfriend, whos name was patrick. they loved to go

So, to summarize, you say you want me to come up with a whole new advertising campaign for your proctology practice, right? OK, I think I can do that. I already have several ideas

"That's easy for you to say. You have a tin hat! I tell you there's a grand wizard out there controlling everything with his mind waves."