It's just one of those things...

The Chairman upstairs is watching. You don't really have a free will. If you try to deviate from "the plan," he will cause your coffee to spill, thereby missing the bus, causing

I handed them the bent spoon. "That's it?" "Yes, that's it." "No clairvoyance, remote viewing or ESP?" "Nope." "I'm not sure if your the sort of agent we want for the CIA." "Wait,

Private Twitch of the 3rd Pinecone Brigade really wanted to be down on the ground where the action was with Silvertail & Acornelius. The pitbull rounded the oak for the third time

the girl stares at him and wonders why his lips are so freaking black like gucci! so she said

I love calamari. Or at least what I *thought* was calamari. Turns out there's a good chance I've been eating pig bung all this time. Oh, you say you don't know what bung is??

Sarah could not believe her teacher had actually come to her home. That is not at all what she intended when she spoke to her earlier! Taking off her coat, she thought of a plan.

Dave was going to the footy game. The most antcipated game of the year.England v Germany in the 2014 world cup final!Were England going to triumph or were Germany going to succeed?

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"I don't care. I don't care. I wont care" she whispered throwing the first handful of dirt into the six foot hole int he ground. She closed her eyes in hopes that this was a dream,

As a young sailor of little means, I dove with a full tank to visit the Octopus' Used Sub lot. He had just the thing, a sweet yellow number driven by a little old lady from Jamaica

The first item in his inbox was another rejection from the New Yorker. They had no interest in his zombie stories, zombie cartoons, or zombie theater reviews. The next message

"Hey guys, I'm gonna fly!" Said that one guy at work

I woke up panting as if just ran a marathon. I could now fairly remember the dream but for sure it wasn't a good one. I opened my dream diary and tried my best to recall it suddenl

I stood upon the hill and gazed across the scene before me. Lined up in rows, my brainwashed friends and peers marched slowly towards me. My army knew of only one solution. We

Barefoot, she bravely stepped outside to be the first--and probably only--one 2 make footprints, not shoe-prints, in the

Hillenbrand stuck it out and was proud of himself. Nobody who had scaled these heights before had

The Government was shut down today. Let the anarchy begin! Step 1. Prank call NASA. Houston you have a problem. 2. Night at the Museum. Party at the Smithsonian. 3 Vandalize the

I knew I shouldn't have done it, but our relationship has always been adversarial in the extreme. When she challenged me on what other ways there were to skin a cat, the gauntlet

And then he said, "What about this: Stevie Ray Parker Jr. where blues guitar meets ghostbusters?" And that's when the place went nuts, Carl had just