One day in class I was so bored I started eating.

I was getting autograph from bruno mars,my favourite singer.Then, suddenly" HA HA HA", A LAUGHTER CAME"WHY SO SERIOUS?".THEN, ONLY I REALISED IT WAS JOKER IN REAL LIFE CAME ALIVE..

Monday morning, 9am. It's pouring outside and I'm struggling to summon up enough motivation to get out of bed.

He flew into a passive-aggressive rage and

Crap! Once again her treacherous fat fingers had unleashed a blank fold that screeched Nana na nah nana!!! at her, daring her to not tremble and wet her pants. With a

When his father finally gave him the Guns n Roses album, he held the vinyl up to the light, as if Slash's leads and Axl's voice would come shimmering through. Then he moved towards

24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

"I am a luxury hobo. Observe." The bearded man on the beach stuck out his thumb and a cruise liner picked him up. "I've been poor in 35 countries and hundreds of resorts. Follow me

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king. Frank had one eye! Only, he wasn't in the land of the blind.

Lin sat in the parking lot with the Chevy in idle looking inconspicuous. "What was taking K & Jitter so long? An easy job" they said! Then K entered alone. "Go!" she she yelled.

Puppy Sitting!

Watson was looking very smart as he walked into the office. He sported a bowler hat and a cane, both of which were in disguise as weapons. "Good day Watson." Said Sherlock. Watson

meet jack. jack is my bestes friend. my parents say he doesnt exist. but if he didnt exist then how could we have burned all those houses and

“Take a look at me now,” he chortled into the dishwasher, “all the workshops of these colleges are kidding themselves. The students are a prop for the prof's alcoholism and

All he wanted was a drink of goddamn water. He had eaten 8 pounds of extremely salty jerky and mistakenly bobbed for apples in a salt water tank. He sprinted at the Sparklets

Welcome to Sociology 101. In this class we will investigate trends in American pop culture by interpreting song lyrics. You there. Could you take off your earphones?

Gerald! Well if I had any feelings I might regret that you have "won" the right to "star" in our heavily scripted version of your life. I'm sure you have big dreams for the future,

All-you-can-eat-shrimp. Fresh cat fish trout perch grouper Todays special - buffalo eel. We know fish. Honest scales. Welcome! Grady looked at the Fishwife. She looked at him.

He opened the press and added the ink. Using her skin at the poster board was a sparkling little inspiration he'd gotten when she bent over to get the meatloaf out of the

Once upon a time, there was a class. In this class there was