Puppy Sitting!

  • Puppy Sitting!

  • O, Scoobs isn't potty trained yet... Newspaper carpetting! No Problem. My friends will be so impressed with my puppy sitting skills!

  • But I would eat my words like kibble The pup was quite well-behaved until he got into the garret with all the family's old photos. Too late, I discovered the shredded remains of

  • several generations of family photos, including one of my great-great grandparents on their wedding day. The pup yapped happily and scurried downstairs. A door slammed

  • and the sound of helpless laughter echoed from the yard. I can take this for a few days...unless Jodey shows

  • up with his "Love Boat" DVD collection. Then I totally lose it. Stupid Jodey thinks everyone loves "Love Boat" until the laughter in the yard turns into screaming and the police

  • arrive with guns drawn and tempers flaring, "All right, step away from the "Love Boat" DVD collection, Det. Ted Lange ordered. "Hey!" Jodey started to complain but Det. Lange slap

  • Led him. "We are on candid camera!" Unfortunately for Jodey it went viral in 37 minutes. A purple penguin was on his way to the pride parade when this line was folded. This was

  • , in retrospect, actually the best day of Jodey's life, although he didn't realize it at the time. Between the purple penguin & viral video, Jodey caught RuPaul's attention &

  • ransomed it for a cool $666 and a rhubarb cheesecake that he shared with RuPaul under romantic candlelight. They were married for 37 years until they both died Pairs Speed Dating.



  1. LordVacuity Jun 26 2017 @ 20:59

    Come back in 37 years and tell me I was wrong. I know you won't.

  2. LordVacuity Jun 26 2017 @ 21:02

    Turns out the pair they ended up hooking... up with were a pair of serial killers. They didn't stop when the pair said the safe word. The Sanctity of the Safe Word would be an issue at their trial the following November.

  3. LordVacuity Jun 26 2017 @ 21:05

    I just realized that I am talking about geriatric BDSM that goes south almost 4 decades up the road.

  4. LunaSta Jun 26 2017 @ 23:04

    Pretty random coming here, but has any of you tasted Rhubarb cheesecake? Is it good? Sounds pretty interesting.

  5. LordVacuity Jun 26 2017 @ 23:28

    I will admit to other than one time eating a piece of rhubarb pie that came with a free Thanksgiving Dinner I got at a truckstop that one time, I know nothing about rhubarb. I don't even remember that pie other than that I ate it. I take that back. I do know background extras are supposed to be talking are supposed to be saying rhubarb quietly. I didn't know that rhubarb cheesecake was a real thing. I learned something new.

  6. LordVacuity Jun 26 2017 @ 23:31

    So if I made up rhubarb cheesecake and it now actually exists, that must mean that General Custer really is a time traveling mercenary robot from the past/future.

  7. LordVacuity Jun 26 2017 @ 23:39

    I just realized I had that rhubarb pie close to 20 years ago. I wonder if I went back and told myself to pay more attention to the rhubarb pie because I was going to be remembering it close to 20 years later if I would have listened to me. Maybe I did and I didn't which is why we are here.

  8. LordVacuity Jun 26 2017 @ 23:40

    In that case, I am to blame for Trump. I should have told me about Trump not the pie.

  9. LordVacuity Jun 26 2017 @ 23:48

    Wait, now I remember. I did go back in time. I was the one who was giving the free Thanksgiving Dinner. I knew I would be coming in to get it because that is what I did the first time. I told me about both the pie and Trump and other things. I pretended to be listening to me but I was only after the free Thanksgiving Dinner. I was obviously a lunatic. I told myself I was me from the future. I took a good look at myself and didn't like what i saw. I decided that I would do everything I could to prevent becoming that me. First step was to disregard anything that I said to myself. Then I made myself forget that I had met myself. I had forgotten it completely until Lunasta's question made me remember.

  10. LordVacuity Jun 26 2017 @ 23:52

    Thanks a lot Lunasta. I could have gone the whole rest of my life not knowing that I was to blame for Trump. I can't say that I would have been happy but, at least, I wouldn't know I was headed to Hell. I mean, if they are real, then Hell is where I most like will end up but this ensures it.

  11. PurpleProf Jun 28 2017 @ 00:50

    Futique! LOL and SMH

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