He gulped down his last swig of Maalox and then he champed down on his last piece of candy cigarette. As the early morning sun captured his eyes, all expression escaped from his

She spoke my name with a melody that I'd never heard before. A song danced along each intonation and echoed a sugar coating from my lips to my heart. Not touching her was not an

There's a talking spider with a web in my living room. It normally keeps to itself, but it sometimes likes to make snarky comments on my actions, which can be annoying.

hmmm wat do i have to acomplish today? house chores or..

Ah baloney. Abalone. A ball on knee.

Right now I am hearing their dreams. I don't know how... I guess it is like a podcast but not really. Way beyond VR. Anyway, this guy, he's from Ohio but dreaming about Berlin in

"I would never punt my son," she claimed. I chuckled at her naieveté and said, "What if a maniac sets up a doomsday device, and he'll only shut it off if you punt your son? Hmmm?"

"How did I get here?" he thought as he sat on the tip of a Trident Nuclear Weapon. It was damn uncomfortable. He looked down and realized just how far down

I keep wanting to get offline and sleep, but right before I do, I keep thinking to my self, "just one more fold, one more stumble, one more reddit, one more search... etc." Help m

"What's the big deal if I was making out with some other dude on the dance floor? I didn't know his name, so it didn't mean anything."

"Coffee - and Irish it up for me," said the man in the bright blue jump suit. He didn't strike the waitress as

If local lore was to be believed, nobody had been murdered or decapitated here for hundreds of years. But history was written by the victors, and they were selling condos like

Ever get that funny deja vu feeling?

"I like my friends alive, but thanks for asking,"

I tend to procrastinate and sit on Facebook too much when I should be

Alone, old man Suzuki lived a quiet, rural life in a decrepit hut near Kyoto, the ancient city where his dreams had been crushed, his fortune seized, and his only son kidnapped.

His cousin had chimpanzee-laughed right in his face. Well that wasn't going to stop him from inventing a perpetual motion machine. People had laughed at Einstein when he

The light of the moon cast blue lines through the blinds onto his face. Staying asleep was no problem, but his dreamself stepped into the light and blazed with lunar energy coldly

The less known about her the better. Bradly had made it all the way to his wedding day without a slip, but now that sinking feeling having once fallen in love with a stripper.

The ship pitched under the strain of a mountainous swell. Briny ocean spume whipped his eyes. He lashed himself to the deck. Then he saw the monstrous eye breaching from the