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Bubbles flew all around her and bounced against her nose as the parachute fluttered all around her. How she'd gotten on top of it was as much a mystery as how she'd come to

Hello adventurer! You have entered an enchanted forest filled with wonder do you... Talk to the grizzled dwarf? (Go to Line 2) Kill him? (Go to Line 4) Make your choice now:

He erotically caressed her nose. She sneezed violently, sighed, & cuddled into a ball beside him. Ah, life was just about perfect.

"17 times a week! That's more than anyone can stand" The small puppet turned its head and looked longingly at the strings. " But maybe...."

The tag on the edge of his bed forbade him from removing it. He worked at the store, but he'd purchased it on an employee plan and would have to return it if he quit within a year

Dear God, It's me, Steve Jobs. It has been 14 years since I faked my death and frankly,

It was very early in the morning. The sun had not yet reached its zenith and I was already out of bed and getting ready

As a little child, he would spend hours in the woods, picking up rocks to see what squirmed beneath. It was a metaphor for his life now, he realized. He spent his days

He was reincarnated as a bacterium living inside the colon of a maggot living in a festering rat turd in a sewer beneath a squalid slum. He looked on the bright side. "At least

Tails smirked evilly as he held a knife up. "You messed with me for the last time Scratch!"

Once upon a time a young girl in Felanitx got lost on her way home from school.

After the Spanish Flu had killed half of the world's population, I figured I ought to take some time and write my will before I kicked the bucket. Who would I include?

It was a school holiday , i went to a buffet with my friends , when we got in , we were surprised to see many sumptuous meal arranged nicely.The smell of the food make our mouth

The sick doctor experimented by grafting together things nature dreamed of. He'd made a mutant that was 1/2 gay rocker and 1/2 mainstreet, he called him Elton John Cougar Mellencam

He aimed the rifle and shot sending a streak of dust through the air. Fat Andy raised his hands. "Kick your gun over here." The gun skidded across the Sonoran desert floor and

The humming bird buzzed my head, lifting a small tuft of hair. Being damn near bald, that meant he had come real close. I just wanted to refill the feeder. Cute but annoying, Like

This was not going to be my best day. I knew this the moment I stepped out of bed and fell over my shoes I had carelessly scattered around my bed the evening before. My head felt

With the sweet singing of angels I fell in to a deep slumber or so I believed until...

I'm a panda waiting to be rescued from the Antarctic. Why am I here.